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Only in Australia...Part 9

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@realAzhyaAryola

#15
May 06, 2019, 06:17:30 PM
Does he want peanut butter and jelly with that?
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[size=80]Sometimes, my comments have a touch of humor, often tongue-in-cheek, so don\'t take it so seriously.[/size]

Odinson

#16
May 06, 2019, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: "caskur"He wants someone no taller than 5' 1" which means he might be 5' 4" or short..



He's good looking... I'm guessing he's a short guy.





My suggestion to him, ring the Japanese and get himself a robot made up... one that won't argue with him......LOLOLOL.


Short women are quite attractive from male perspective..

Bricktop

#17
May 06, 2019, 06:38:59 PM
It's a wind up.



The "moving to Canberra" line is recognition that NOBODY outside the Federal public service moves to Canberra. Horrible place.

Anonymous

#18
May 06, 2019, 08:20:14 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Its a pun of the female dating ads.

I know, but he looks like Dinky Freud before age and alcohol abuse caught up with him.

Bricktop

#19
May 06, 2019, 08:38:52 PM
And the inane writing is reminiscent of Freud as well.



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Anonymous

#20
May 06, 2019, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



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Anonymous

#21
May 07, 2019, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



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Good luck. :laugh:

Anonymous

#22
May 07, 2019, 11:02:07 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Australian mans list of requirements for a woman..



Its now somewhat viral..



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He has a better chance of winning the lotto without buying a ticket.

Odinson

#23
May 07, 2019, 12:06:30 PM
Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

Gaon

#24
May 07, 2019, 04:46:25 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.
The Russian Rock It

Odinson

#25
May 07, 2019, 05:09:12 PM
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Gaon

#26
May 07, 2019, 05:12:52 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.
The Russian Rock It

Odinson

#27
May 07, 2019, 09:35:37 PM
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.


Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin

Odinson

#28
May 07, 2019, 09:37:03 PM
Its on my long list of double standards..

Anonymous

#29
May 07, 2019, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Odinson"Guys cant state our standards..



We need to silently enforce them.





As if we had no standards at all.. ac_biggrin

But, a female version of that ad with length requirements would be noticed too.


Nearly all the female dating ads have a length, weight, muscle mass, hair colour requirement.  ac_biggrin







You also need to be funny as hell.  ac_biggrin





Basically a warrior/clown/cuckold...  :laugh3:

Seems like you spend a lot of time checking dating ads. :wink:  Just kidding buddy. What you are saying is probably true. Women in the city of Tel Aviv have sky high expectations for men. There are a lot of gorgeous women in that city, but very few applications for dates are processed.


Yeah well.. I'am single. ac_biggrin



Everybody has their standards..



All I'm saying that we guys get flak for stating ours..





Women just get cheers for having standards.  ac_biggrin

I don't care what single people that use lonely hearts club dating apps do..



Have unreasonable expectations if that's what they want.
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