Justine loses high-profile bid for United Nations Security Council seat

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It was an expensive vanity project.

[Anonymous]

It was an expensive vanity project.

He spent almost as much on bribes to third world shit holes as he does on his hair, nails and trips to exclusive islands.

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Rex Murphy: "Maybe CHAZistan Will Give Canada A Seat"



It's not all bad news folks.



We missed the UN Security Council, but Raz (rapper/warlord) of CHAZistan has offered Canada a seat on the new state's Farming Collective and Tofu Oversight Planning and Meditation Board. There are limits on our presence in the six-city-block republic. Canada will not have veto rights. But Justin Trudeau is assured that should he make a formal or state visit, there is nothing — let me stress, nothing — on the all-vegan menu that will not be his for the asking, with just a small contribution to the CHAZ seed fund. Because of his noted skills in the art, he will also be offered honorary membership in the open-air yoga school, which is located outside the boarded-up pizza shop.



Now it is definitely not the same as sitting next to the big powers at the UN but there are some privileges. For example, the Canadian rep will have input into what gets shown on movie night, will be asked for advice on the best way to "person" the barriers surrounding the statelet, and will have an opportunity to participate in the various discussions on whether topsoil should go over the grass or under it.



And Canada, in the person of former minister of the environment and climate change, climate crusader (her brand, not mine) Catherine McKenna (now minister of infrastructure), has been asked to spend the first hour on the stationary bicycle they have rigged up to start the electric generator. This is a rare honour, in fact so rare it has never been given to anyone before, and depending on the state of the generator may never be offered to anyone ever again.



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On the lighter side of this story, what do you think it means for Mr. Trudeau? Well it means he's wasted a hell of a lot of time, and a hell of a lot more money on a useless bid to join a morally bankrupt institution. And he has squandered relations with other countries by muting Canada's voice on other matters, particularly China's role in the current pandemic. Not to mention that the energy, time and money put into this vain and futile effort, if expended on a worthier goal — say freeing the two Canadian citizens, Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor, now in a Chinese jail, undergoing we know not what indignities and pain — might have had a positive outcome.



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Rex Murphy: "Maybe CHAZistan Will Give Canada A Seat"



It's not all bad news folks.



We missed the UN Security Council, but Raz (rapper/warlord) of CHAZistan has offered Canada a seat on the new state's Farming Collective and Tofu Oversight Planning and Meditation Board. There are limits on our presence in the six-city-block republic. Canada will not have veto rights. But Justin Trudeau is assured that should he make a formal or state visit, there is nothing — let me stress, nothing — on the all-vegan menu that will not be his for the asking, with just a small contribution to the CHAZ seed fund. Because of his noted skills in the art, he will also be offered honorary membership in the open-air yoga school, which is located outside the boarded-up pizza shop.



Now it is definitely not the same as sitting next to the big powers at the UN but there are some privileges. For example, the Canadian rep will have input into what gets shown on movie night, will be asked for advice on the best way to "person" the barriers surrounding the statelet, and will have an opportunity to participate in the various discussions on whether topsoil should go over the grass or under it.



And Canada, in the person of former minister of the environment and climate change, climate crusader (her brand, not mine) Catherine McKenna (now minister of infrastructure), has been asked to spend the first hour on the stationary bicycle they have rigged up to start the electric generator. This is a rare honour, in fact so rare it has never been given to anyone before, and depending on the state of the generator may never be offered to anyone ever again.



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On the lighter side of this story, what do you think it means for Mr. Trudeau? Well it means he's wasted a hell of a lot of time, and a hell of a lot more money on a useless bid to join a morally bankrupt institution. And he has squandered relations with other countries by muting Canada's voice on other matters, particularly China's role in the current pandemic. Not to mention that the energy, time and money put into this vain and futile effort, if expended on a worthier goal — say freeing the two Canadian citizens, Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor, now in a Chinese jail, undergoing we know not what indignities and pain — might have had a positive outcome.



MORE > https://nationalpost.com/opinion/rex-murphy-maybe-chazistan-will-give-canada-a-seat-2/wcm/59cc1d5e-0dcd-4310-bf30-a633931f4167/">https://nationalpost.com/opinion/rex-mu ... 3931f4167/">https://nationalpost.com/opinion/rex-murphy-maybe-chazistan-will-give-canada-a-seat-2/wcm/59cc1d5e-0dcd-4310-bf30-a633931f4167/

Rex Murphy is so funny.

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While Trudeau focused his energy and our money on a temporary seat on the UN security council, Fitch downgraded this country's credit rating from AAA to AA+.



Fitch said it expects the government's COVID-19 response measures to raise Canada's debt to 115.1 per cent of GDP in 2020, up from 88.3 per cent in 2019.

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^^ So long as he has his rainbow socks on, other "socks" are not important