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If you had to commit suicide...

Started by Anonymous, July 11, 2020, 07:15:03 AM

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Explain why you would listen to any other song than this?









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Renee

Quote from: Mel post_id=370830 time=1594466103
Explain why you would listen to any other song than this?









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It's not a suicide song. It's a romantic slow dance standard.



You would realize this of you ever actually had a real romantic relationship. That excludes that fire water festival you had with your injun wife; what was her name.. "Wild Goose Flying in the Night Sky" or some shit?
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Mel's ex wife was injun.  They lived in a hut made of bannock.

Anonymous

Quote from: Guest post_id=370892 time=1594496284
Mel's ex wife was injun.  They lived in a hut made of bannock.


Unfortunately the hut burned down after the meth lab Mel's wife was running exploded.

Biggie Smiles

If you want to commit suicide by boredom just read one of Cunts posts from start to finish after I'm done spiinng that ugly ghoul up

cc

Quote from: Renee post_id=370856 time=1594487140 user_id=156
Quote from: Mel post_id=370830 time=1594466103
Explain why you would listen to any other song than this?









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It's not a suicide song. It's a romantic slow dance standard.



You would realize this of you ever actually had a real romantic relationship. That excludes that fire water festival you had with your injun wife; what was her name.. "Wild Goose Flying in the Night Sky" or some shit?

Bingo



Sleep Walk has always been one of the most romantic and gentle yet profound  pieces of music of all time



As for Mel's romancing, I'd rather not think about it





That allowed, his title right out of the blue is a bit of a concern ... then, he is a drama queen always crying for attention .. still
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Blurt

Aimin\' to misbehave.

cc

It is. None the less ... while it was written for Steel Guitar, here's Jeff Beck doing it well but with Spanish Guitar



I know mel likes Spanish electrics, so he might be more comfortable with it for company



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I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Berry Sweet

Mel should've listened to me and looked for employment out there BEFORE making a big move.



But nooooo.   Now hes all drunk and unemployed.

Anonymous

Quote from: Blurt post_id=370945 time=1594534171 user_id=1974
Is Mel talking suicide again?



That shit's getting old.

This thread is about songs, my transgendered, rarely posting acquaintance, that only posts in threads like these!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=370947 time=1594536452 user_id=164
Mel should've listened to me and looked for employment out there BEFORE making a big move.



But nooooo.   Now hes all drunk and unemployed.

Implying that I couldn't live here for years without employment income...



Implying that I'm not mortgage free, and could work a minimum wage job to supplement my ass into retirement...



Implying that you wouldn't like a lifestyle in one of the most beautiful parts of the World!

Anonymous

You'd have to learn to mow my grass though, since two acres of grass is a lot of fucking grass to mow.

Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=370856 time=1594487140 user_id=156
It's not a suicide song. It's a romantic slow dance standard.



You would realize this of you ever actually had a real romantic relationship. That excludes that fire water festival you had with your injun wife; what was her name.. "Wild Goose Flying in the Night Sky" or some shit?

She was German/Uke, you fat fuck.  No Injun.  That said, sometimes I kind of miss having her around...

Anonymous


Renee

Quote from: Mel post_id=370959 time=1594547442
You'd have to learn to mow my grass though, since two acres of grass is a lot of fucking grass to mow.


So you say but you were probably too drunk to know the difference.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


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