Forum gossip thread

[Dove]

How you gonna pay someone to fuck you and they leave you hanging?







That's gotta be the lowest blow ever

 She fired back on that by telling me I was jealous because I dont have an extra 500 bucks to waste like that



   

[Biggie Smiles]

Seriously  -- I told you I am the international world champion at tuning people out .  



I'm sure I could find some funny ass shit if I bothered to sort through the hundreds of thousands of texts she's sent me. IF I could be bothered to actually look at them



what happened with the cab driver?

 She is super glad you and I are not a couple however she should be even gladder because I'd be in your phone reading ever single word and making charts LOL



 She was drunk, out with friends, finally living the "ho phase" she imagines everyone went through in their 20s. Did not find a fuckworthy OR willing rando at whatever bar she was at.



 So.....she fucks the cab driver.  And if I recall right she still paid the fair.....because shes not like a hooker or anything.



 Shes not ME.



   ac_toofunny

Oh.my.god lmao

[Shen Li]

yall are really missing it tho



Seamuppet is getting dragged and Murdy showed up to demonstrate her intimate familiarity with Herpes medications



Like, she knew active ingredients and shit down to the precise milligram



now who that's not a doctor knows something like that? ROTFLAMO!!!!!

I believe that white skank is an expert.

[Erica Mena]

How you gonna pay someone to fuck you and they leave you hanging?







That's gotta be the lowest blow ever

 She fired back on that by telling me I was jealous because I dont have an extra 500 bucks to waste like that



   

You mean just like I'm jealous of her white trash tramp stamp?

[Dove]

 She fired back on that by telling me I was jealous because I dont have an extra 500 bucks to waste like that



   

 

You mean just like I'm jealous of her white trash tramp stamp?

 So jealous  ac_toofunny

[Biggie Smiles]

The delusions are real with that chic

[Shen Li]

The delusions are real with that chic

Oh fuck, tell me about it. She lives in her own little delusional world.

[Biggie Smiles]

So she bangs the cab driver and he still makes her pay the fare?



ROTFLMAO



that's when you know you beat

[Herman]

So she bangs the cab driver and he still makes her pay the fare?

The Paki cabbie didn't even give her a ten percent discount?

[Biggie Smiles]

So she bangs the cab driver and he still makes her pay the fare?

The Paki cabbie didn't even give her a ten percent discount?

Right?



That is sooooo wrong



hey dove, is it true he stole her phone too?

[Dove]

The Paki cabbie didn't even give her a ten percent discount?

Right?



That is sooooo wrong



hey dove, is it true he stole her phone too?

 Nope that was another dude. She brought him home from the club and he stayed the night at her house and was gone with some expensive charging dock in the morning.

[Biggie Smiles]

Paying for dick and getting robbed



That ain't a good look at all

[Frood]

Oh shit.



Murdy paid a paki cab driver to cheese up her rusty stink ditch.



 ac_toofunny



She probably French kissed the brown germ factory after going down on his prawn.

[Erica Mena]

The guy was a stinky Paki? EEWWWWWWWW

[Frood]

Murd has curried cunt, now...