Why do men fuck anything that moves?

[Odinson]

Because of the terrible itch.



Orgasmic heart pumping, dick throbbing...





Standards go lower when the itch gets stronger.



Unwashed pussy is still pretty good.

 Yuck.

American fancy pants...



I dont care if her legs are unshaven as well.  

[Oak]

I'd like to hear from you men why you're so gross.

The same reason why women fuck traffic cones, niggers, tooth brushes and hair brushes, couches, baseball bats, and whatever else you can stuff up there!  

Uhm, no.

[Anonymous]

Obviously it's Shen Li and SCOUSE. Amusing how no one ever attacks him using their original handle lol.

Several people have.

[Anonymous]

Obviously it's Shen Li and SCOUSE. Amusing how no one ever attacks him using their original handle lol.

Several people have.

Scouse is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. And this is not Shen Lii, Sherlock.

[Oak]

Obviously it's Shen Li and SCOUSE. Amusing how no one ever attacks him using their original handle lol.

Several people have.

Scouse is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. And this is not Shen Lii, Sherlock.

He is certainly the dumbest hammer in the bag.

[Odinson]

Summer is coming and the clothes are getting smaller.



Dont be ashamed of your curves.

[Anonymous]

In my drinking days I wasn't picky. Most of my girlfriends were squaws.

[Frood]

In my drinking days I wasn't picky. Most of my girlfriends were squaws.

A squaw pierced my ears at a party.



She used a sewing needle, thread, Vaseline, and an ice cube.



She was game but then her boyfriend showed up...

[Anonymous]

In my drinking days I wasn't picky. Most of my girlfriends were squaws.

A squaw pierced my ears at a party.



She used a sewing needle, thread, Vaseline, and an ice cube.



She was game but then her boyfriend showed up...

Did she have skinny legs, no ass and a gut?

[Anonymous]

Will he be appearing at the Apollo Theater?

I appear everywhere dude, but inconsistently...

[Frood]

In my drinking days I wasn't picky. Most of my girlfriends were squaws.

A squaw pierced my ears at a party.



She used a sewing needle, thread, Vaseline, and an ice cube.



She was game but then her boyfriend showed up...

Did she have skinny legs, no ass and a gut?

No.... she was quite pretty.

[Odinson]

Nice ass, nice tits... Face is irrelevant.

[Oak]

Watch out for the man whores.  They could carry herpes and scientists have found a link between herpes and multiple sclerosis...frightening.

[Anonymous]

Watch out for the man whores.  They could carry herpes and scientists have found a link between herpes and multiple sclerosis...frightening.

According to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, four times as many women have MS as men, and more and more women are developing it.

[Commie 4U]

Good question.  I mean, I do understand the sexual urge.  Sex for sex's sake is pretty awesome.  But I am more curious about this: Why do men pursue a particular woman for ages and ages and go to elaborate lengths to get her when in the end, all they wanted to do was fuck her?  This one really gets me.  Like, why do they ACT like they love you to pieces, but it's still just about the booty call in the end.



Guys?