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Started by Trump’s Niece, June 12, 2022, 10:09:48 PM

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Blazor

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=488123 time=1671251921 user_id=1676
I've heard that carpenters hire Shen Li to level wood planks in a planer because her arse is so flat.


I also hear she shows up to Flat Earth events so that them folks can see something round  :laugh:





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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Trump’s Niece

I want a Tesla Model X! Ugh
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Anonymous

Got heartburn from a chorizo burrito.  I remember when I could eat anything and be just fine the whole day.  I'll be 45 in a few weeks.

Trump’s Niece

Uh... chorizo gives me heartburn. It's spicy as hell





You know how to make chorizo?
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=488182 time=1671335189 user_id=2845
Uh... chorizo gives me heartburn. It's spicy as hell





You know how to make chorizo?


No, I bought it from a Mexican who does.

Zetsu

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=488179 time=1671332094 user_id=2845
I want a Tesla Model X! Ugh


Model X have some of the best interior and exterior designs and accelerates fast, but it's not without its weakness out weighting the advantages from QC issues straight out of the factory, battery decaying rate (Model S or X loses about $40 of performance/practical value per day) to the car weighing almost 3 tons, along with other  serious to minor concerns.
Permanently off his rocker

Trump’s Niece

I still want one.





Getting ready to go order tamales and pickup presents via Driveup
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Blazor

Im surviving, as I always do  :laugh:





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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Breakfall

Gonna get wet inda ocean. Then mow the lawns and get the place ready for a Xmas shindig. I'm hosting this year. Crab and fish from the backyard creek.

Blazor

Quote from: Breakfall post_id=488422 time=1671573507 user_id=3358
Gonna get wet inda ocean. Then mow the lawns and get the place ready for a Xmas shindig. I'm hosting this year. Crab and fish from the backyard creek.


Is that the same creek that had turds going by during your flood lol? Glad I wasnt invited  :laugh:



Other than that, sounds good lol.



Im about to make shrimp tacos  ac_dance
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Them shrimp tacos were super yummy. Hopefully I find a movie to watch before passing out lol. So tired this time of year.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

formosan

I am off work until January 2.....I'm getting ready for Christmas eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day celebrations.
too old to be a fashionista

Odinson

My new green beanie shrunk in washing machine.



It did cost 24 euros.



Now I´m sad.

Dove

I have a kittens being born right now.



 Pregnant cat we took in a few weeks ago. Shes having her babies right now.



 The funniest part?  My mom was sleeping on the couch and this cat crawled up there, tunneled under the blankets and started giving birth on my mom while she slept LOL.  And yes she had cat birth goo all over her.  Shes been whining since lol.



 It's an all black cat and shes had 4 solid black males kittens so far and I feel two more in there still (feeling her belly...there are two in the wiggling). I'll post pics.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Breakfall

Quote from: Blazor post_id=488426 time=1671576366 user_id=2221
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=488422 time=1671573507 user_id=3358
Gonna get wet inda ocean. Then mow the lawns and get the place ready for a Xmas shindig. I'm hosting this year. Crab and fish from the backyard creek.


Is that the same creek that had turds going by during your flood lol? Glad I wasnt invited  :laugh:



Other than that, sounds good lol.



Im about to make shrimp tacos  ac_dance


Yeah...shit creek! Lol. Remember, shrimps feed off detritus!  :laugh3: