This month’s period is awful

[cw_]

It's female hysteria!  Get a vibrator treatment stat!!  

[Dove]

I like how they always used blue liquid in the commercials because red looked too much like blood and nobody wanted to think about gross girl stuff when they're trying to watch violent news clips and sports ball.



They did away with that, or they're starting to.  They didn't even say 'period' until the 80s. Now if only they'd stop censoring naughty words, maybe the world can start moving forward away from the puritan BS.

 You think the blue liquid was bad......ever see how fast a breastfeeding mother can cause the whole Taco Bell to close down?



 Unless boob fat is being flaunted to sell beer or jiggling around porn.....no one wants to see that shit!  Better shove that hungry baby under a quilt so no skin is showing or be decent enough to never leave your house again until the baby is weaned.



 I whipped my tit out(not really, I was pretty graceful and ninja like about it....but you know how people have to be dramatic about mothers just whipping out the tits in public in front of everyones little boys and God)  in public and fed my baby as I needed and the only person that ever glared at me was an older man who was in the mens program at the outreach I recovered in. During church. The ONE place that should be garunteed to not happen.



 This guy was a creep as well. He was always posting pictures of women in bikinis on FB.  But breastfeeding was offensive.....go figure.



 My husband and our friend (another married man whose wife had just had a baby as well.....good friends of ours) glared right back at him until he minded his own business lol.

[Dove]

It's female hysteria!  Get a vibrator treatment stat!!  

[Odinson]

Its because when you aint getting the D, you get a bit antsy.



I´ve received some hatred for not making the move.





You are practically skipping when you are making sandwiches afterwards.

[Odinson]

Lesbians are pissed off all the time because grinding two tacos together aint quite as exciting as Odi fucking the two man-haters into the dirt.

[Dove]

Odi......you know the D can be purchased?  Right from your own home. You can large ones. Medium ones. One that have like 6 speeds. Real feeling ones. Glass ones. Even strap on ones. Ones with extra parts.



 The options are endless.



 And you can rinse it and chuck it in a drawer and you dont have to pretend to like action movies or worry about any man mess.



 Men have to be likeable today. Js. Be nice. Be neat. Take out the garbage. Have a good oral sex game.  



 If your dick is the best you can offer.....remember, we can buy better ones.  :)

[Anonymous]

Men can get made to order women. Those Japanese are smart fuckers.

[Anonymous]

Men can get made to order women. Those Japanese are smart fuckers.

This is considered a date in China.



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Don't forget to take it to dinner first.

[Anonymous]

Men can get made to order women. Those Japanese are smart fuckers.

This is considered a date in China.



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Don't forget to take it to dinner first.

 

[Odinson]

Odi......you know the D can be purchased?  Right from your own home. You can large ones. Medium ones. One that have like 6 speeds. Real feeling ones. Glass ones. Even strap on ones. Ones with extra parts.



 The options are endless.



 And you can rinse it and chuck it in a drawer and you dont have to pretend to like action movies or worry about any man mess.



 Men have to be likeable today. Js. Be nice. Be neat. Take out the garbage. Have a good oral sex game.  



 If your dick is the best you can offer.....remember, we can buy better ones.  :)

It aint the same as the real thing, girl.



That dildo doesnt have big, POWERFUL hands grabbing your hip and pulling your HORNY ASS into position.





The dildo cant give you the feeling of TREMORS of LUST!





You cant sit on the dildos lap afterwards.



 

[Dove]

Odi......you know the D can be purchased?  Right from your own home. You can large ones. Medium ones. One that have like 6 speeds. Real feeling ones. Glass ones. Even strap on ones. Ones with extra parts.



 The options are endless.



 And you can rinse it and chuck it in a drawer and you dont have to pretend to like action movies or worry about any man mess.



 Men have to be likeable today. Js. Be nice. Be neat. Take out the garbage. Have a good oral sex game.  



 If your dick is the best you can offer.....remember, we can buy better ones.  :)

It aint the same as the real thing, girl.



That dildo doesnt have big, POWERFUL hands grabbing your hip and pulling your HORNY ASS into position.





The dildo cant give you the feeling of TREMORS of LUST!





You cant sit on the dildos lap afterwards.



 

 Feeling okay over there Odi?



 You're reading a bit excited.

[Erica Mena]

It aint the same as the real thing, girl.



That dildo doesnt have big, POWERFUL hands grabbing your hip and pulling your HORNY ASS into position.





The dildo cant give you the feeling of TREMORS of LUST!





You cant sit on the dildos lap afterwards.



 

 Feeling okay over there Odi?



 You're reading a bit excited.

Right??!!

[Dove]

 Feeling okay over there Odi?



 You're reading a bit excited.

Right??!!

 I didnt mean to turn anyone on in the period thread.



 Have you tried the cup yet? I swear I'll never go back. I've actually been free bleeding and it's awesome. I feel so much healthier.



 (Btw....free bleeding just means no disposable products. You use underwear made for this. Its pricey....but worth it. If its heavy just use either toilet paper or washable pads with the period underwear)





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  And these (or which ever ones you like)



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 It seems weird at first but it's just way more comfortable and it knocks off the added monthly expenses, its healthier, and hey no garbage. So it's less nasty garbage sitting in landfills.

[Garraty_47]

 I didnt mean to turn anyone on in the period thread.

How have you reached your age without realizing you can't even allude to anything vagina-related without turning some men into drooling idjits with an IQ roughly equivalent to the number of gonads they're packing?



Tsk tsk.



Have I been giving you too much credit in the smarts department? LoL

[Dove]

 I didnt mean to turn anyone on in the period thread.

How have you reached your age without realizing you can't even allude to anything vagina-related without turning some men into drooling idjits with an IQ roughly equivalent to the number of gonads they're packing?



Tsk tsk.



Have I been giving you too much credit in the smarts department? LoL

 True.....silly me.