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Started by Anonymous, April 09, 2014, 11:19:01 PM

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RW

Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Real Woman"Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.

I'm not tall Real Woman.

 :|

keeper

Quote from: "Real Woman"Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.


You have no idea how scared I am of Bears, When I was younger my brother , Father, Mother and I went to Rock Lake (really remote) When we got there 2 station wagons were leaving and there were 2 Game Wardens walking around with shot guns. My Dad asked one of them whats the deal? He said there was a Black with her cubs close by that we were suppose to stay in the camper until all was clear. Hours went by and no one came, no one told us NOT to pitch a tent. So My dad, the wonderful man he was KICKED both my brother and me in to the tent for the night., Well low and behold that Bear come back, I woke up first just shaking. you know that feeling, you can hear a pin drop, listening to try pin point where hes at, my brother wanted to scream but I told him I would bleed him if we lived. 20 minutes went by and we couldn't hear him so we ran as fast as we could to the camper and started screaming for our dad. I literally shit myself I was so scared.

Renee

I won't go camping because I'm afraid that I will be carried off by a horny male Bigfoot. :shock:  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


keeper

Imagine the story you can tell. Its not everyday one gets to be molested by a bigfoot

Anonymous

Quote from: "Keeper"You have no idea how scared I am of Bears, When I was younger my brother , Father, Mother and I went to Rock Lake (really remote) When we got there 2 station wagons were leaving and there were 2 Game Wardens walking around with shot guns. My Dad asked one of them whats the deal? He said there was a Black with her cubs close by that we were suppose to stay in the camper until all was clear. Hours went by and no one came, no one told us NOT to pitch a tent. So My dad, the wonderful man he was KICKED both my brother and me in to the tent for the night., Well low and behold that Bear come back, I woke up first just shaking. you know that feeling, you can hear a pin drop, listening to try pin point where hes at, my brother wanted to scream but I told him I would bleed him if we lived. 20 minutes went by and we couldn't hear him so we ran as fast as we could to the camper and started screaming for our dad. I literally shit myself I was so scared.

Your Daddy sounds like a brave man....with YOUR life!!

RW

There is no f'in way I would have slept in that tent!  I don't blame you for shitting yourself either.



I've been mere feet from a HUGE black bear and grateful for the window that was between us.  My garbage can wasn't so lucky though :(



LOL Renee!
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.

I'm not tall Real Woman.

 :|

Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.


You have no idea how scared I am of Bears, When I was younger my brother , Father, Mother and I went to Rock Lake (really remote) When we got there 2 station wagons were leaving and there were 2 Game Wardens walking around with shot guns. My Dad asked one of them whats the deal? He said there was a Black with her cubs close by that we were suppose to stay in the camper until all was clear. Hours went by and no one came, no one told us NOT to pitch a tent. So My dad, the wonderful man he was KICKED both my brother and me in to the tent for the night., Well low and behold that Bear come back, I woke up first just shaking. you know that feeling, you can hear a pin drop, listening to try pin point where hes at, my brother wanted to scream but I told him I would bleed him if we lived. 20 minutes went by and we couldn't hear him so we ran as fast as we could to the camper and started screaming for our dad. I literally shit myself I was so scared.


So did your dad let you in the camper even though you smelled like poop?



Because if it were me, I'd say stinky can stay outside and sleep with the bear. :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.


You have no idea how scared I am of Bears, When I was younger my brother , Father, Mother and I went to Rock Lake (really remote) When we got there 2 station wagons were leaving and there were 2 Game Wardens walking around with shot guns. My Dad asked one of them whats the deal? He said there was a Black with her cubs close by that we were suppose to stay in the camper until all was clear. Hours went by and no one came, no one told us NOT to pitch a tent. So My dad, the wonderful man he was KICKED both my brother and me in to the tent for the night., Well low and behold that Bear come back, I woke up first just shaking. you know that feeling, you can hear a pin drop, listening to try pin point where hes at, my brother wanted to scream but I told him I would bleed him if we lived. 20 minutes went by and we couldn't hear him so we ran as fast as we could to the camper and started screaming for our dad. I literally shit myself I was so scared.

That is terribly frightening experience for a child Keeper..



I could not imagine what I would do in that situation besides pray.

Obvious Li

Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.

I'm not tall Real Woman.

 :|

Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.






i'm sure most people stare whether you are 5'9" or 6'.......probably the hairlip..... :ugeek:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I'm not tall Real Woman.

 :|

Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.






i'm sure most people stare whether you are 5'9" or 6'.......probably the hairlip..... :ugeek:

I feel short around Shen Li because she is so much taller than me..



Real Woman is even taller than Shen Li.

 :o

Renee

Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.

I'm not tall Real Woman.

 :|

Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.


Most people stare at tall women (especially tall, slender, attractive, women) in admiration. So in your case, staring is a good thing.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I'm not tall Real Woman.

 :|

Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.


Most people stare at tall women (especially tall, slender, attractive, women) in admiration. So in your case, staring is a good thing.

I have to point out a mistake you made Renee. You responded to RW, when it is so obvious your post has my name written all over it ;)

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.


Most people stare at tall women (especially tall, slender, attractive, women) in admiration. So in your case, staring is a good thing.

I have to point out a mistake you made Renee. You responded to RW, when it is so obvious your post has my name written all over it ;)


I'm sure BOTH of you get stared at (in a good way) all the time.  :D
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.