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Should we hold a gofundme fundraiser so TheProwler can grow his hair back?

Started by JOE, January 12, 2023, 06:24:07 PM

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Should we hold a gofundme fundraiser so TheProwler can grow his hair back?

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Voting closed: January 12, 2023, 06:24:07 PM

JOE

...how much would you be willing to contribute?



I say 5 cents fer starters. That's my initial contribution.



https://www.coinsunlimited.ca/image/cache/data/decimal-coins-canada/rolls/1960/1960-canadian-5-cent-beaver-nickel-coin-1-800x800.jpg">



Good round number since Canada doesn't have the penny anymo'

Trump’s Niece

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JOE

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=490963 time=1673565941 user_id=2845
Is Prowler really bald?


He said he is.



You kin generally tell Erica.



Anytime a guy has all this pent-up anger and takes it out on women in a forum that's a sure sign, eh?

TheProwler

A 1960 near mint nickel is worth over $1000 today, Senile Joe.



You better send it to me or my lawyer will be in-touch.

JOE

Sorry Prowler, I don't collect nickels.



Only Gold and Silver, eh?



The Oldest 'nickel' I got is an 1898 Five cent piece.

But back then they were made outta 80% silver.



That's what they look like Prowler:



https://www.numicanada.com/medias/pieces-de-monnaie/valeur/5-cents-1898-g.jpg">



I gotta $5 gold piece too from 1914:



https://www.numicanada.com/medias/pieces-de-monnaie/5-dollars-1913-gold-coin.jpg">



But you'll probably never see coins made that beautiful again, eh Prowler.



Those were the best Canada ever made, and some of the best ever worldwide.

Herman

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=490963 time=1673565941 user_id=2845
Is Prowler really bald?

Who knows, but old Joe is a virgin.

caskur

I like Canadian money. Very attractive coins.



I saw a black lady on the doctors who had pubic hair growing out of her cheek. When she was a child,

her face got a skin graft and they used the skin from her pubic area (which was really bloody stupid of them) So when grew up, pubic hair started growing on her face.... so maybe we could get some hair for Prowler from his pubic area... curls finally... yayyyyy..



Why do guys with hair think bald guys worry about their baldness?



 They might be alarmed when it first falls out but I never see them worried about it.... 40% of men have male pattern baldness...



 Joe, you are going to have to find some better flame material than the baldy schtick!!!.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Thiel

I don't care that Jo Jo is bald. He is still a desirable older man.
gay, conservative and proud


JOE

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=490983 time=1673576034 user_id=2845:roll:


Thank God Gay Men generally don't hit on me, Erica.

I'm not their type. I think they can tell when another guy is gay so they hit on their own kind.



But women sometimes do thinking I'm available.



I still have a good looking face and of course, a full head of hair.

I've had women pull on it or get aroused when they started fooling around with my follicles.



I think God is good to me cuz I'm kind to animals & his or her creations.



I never mistreat animals, cats, dogs whatever.

I never mistreat women or girls or hit and physically abuse them either.



Women and animals are very similar.

If a man mistreats them, he wears the stench of violence like a wifebeater and it's etched in his face. That's why those kind are often alcoholics or drug addicts.

Because they need these substances to hide their guilt or the pain they've inflicted upon women.



And they know a mile a way that he's done something wrong to their sisters.

You know why I know this? Because I've known wife beaters and have seen them beat up their wives or girlfriends. I even met a guy who later beat up his wife and eventually killed 2 young teenage girls for which he was sent to prison for life. He was a good looking fellow in his youth, but when he went to prison he lost all of his hair and looks.



Karma is real and it comes back to haunt a man, eh?

Odinson

Its flattering when the bottoms hit on you.



When the tops hit on you, it means you look like a sissy.

Herman

Quote from: Odinson post_id=491008 time=1673588750 user_id=136
Its flattering when the bottoms hit on you.



When the tops hit on you, it means you look like a sissy.

Joe should be dang thankful anybody, guy or gal even knows he has a pulse.

JOE

Quote from: Herman post_id=491010 time=1673589713 user_id=3396
Quote from: Odinson post_id=491008 time=1673588750 user_id=136
Its flattering when the bottoms hit on you.



When the tops hit on you, it means you look like a sissy.

Joe should be dang thankful anybody, guy or gal even knows he has a pulse.


...did you hit or abuse your ex-wife, Herman?



Is that why you drink so much?



You're an alcoholic y'know.



You should visit the local chapter of AA in your area.

Have you done so yet?



Kindersley Saskatchewan, right?

Anonymous

Ohh look out, Internet Keyboard Warrior goes all RL cause he's nothing left in the tank.

TheProwler

I take my dog for a nice long walk....have a quick supper and head out to band practice...come back and watch a couple of shows on TV with my wife....



It is so nice to see that while I take a break from smacking Senile Joe around....


Quote from: JOE post_id=491007 time=1673588087 user_id=97
Women and animals are very similar.


He does it to himself.



Hahahaha!!!