A young told me today I look like an old virgin

[Anonymous]

......which means I look around twixe the age of Dove or Erica Mena.



That was very sad & made wish I was dead



So I might have very little amount of tread left, eh?



At this rate I should live to be at least 70 or another 2 years.



Mind you Im not sure if the ability to live a long life is actually more a curse than a blessing.



For old virgins like me it is a curse.

[Anonymous]

I have never posted a picture of myself even once eh..



And I have never been laid even once and I am almost seventy.

[Herman]

I have never posted a picture of myself even once eh..



And I have never been laid even once and I am almost seventy.

Are you over your last meltdown? I do not give a shit either way, so do not feel compelled to answer.



You and Eddie the Chug post just like each other. You both want attention from folks you do not know.

[JOE]

Here Herman, here's a song I used ta listen to b'fore you were born:

[JOE]

I have never posted a picture of myself even once eh..



And I have never been laid even once and I am almost seventy.

Are you over your last meltdown? I do not give a shit either way, so do not feel compelled to answer.



You and Eddie the Chug post just like each other. You both want attention from folks you do not know.

Hey Herm, as an ex-con do you ever get flashbacks when you were i prison when ya had ta shine your shitter?



How many times a day didja have ta clean it?



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[Herman]

Are you over your last meltdown? I do not give a shit either way, so do not feel compelled to answer.



You and Eddie the Chug post just like each other. You both want attention from folks you do not know.

Hey Herm, as an ex-con do you ever get flashbacks when you were i prison when ya had ta shine your shitter?



How many times a day didja have ta clean it?

You are the ex-con and still wanted bv the cops. You know all about shitters in the joint. Are you so old you forgot how many times a day you shined your shitter.

[JOE]

Hey Herm, as an ex-con do you ever get flashbacks when you were i prison when ya had ta shine your shitter?



How many times a day didja have ta clean it?

Yopu are the ex-con and still wanted bv the cops. You know all about shitters in the can. Are you so old you forgot how many times a day you shined your shitter.

 

[Frood]

I have never posted a picture of myself even once eh..



And I have never been laid even once and I am almost seventy.

Buy yourself a root before it's too late.....

[DKG]

I have never posted a picture of myself even once eh..



And I have never been laid even once and I am almost seventy.

Buy yourself a root before it's too late.....

Makes sense since he thinks all men who are not virgins must have paid for it.

[Frood]

Buy yourself a root before it's too late.....

Makes sense since he thinks all men who are not virgins must have paid for it.

I remember a nerdy looking Mister Burns motherfucker when I was working in a Sheet metal welding factory at 19 and trying to save enough to join my fiancee..





This guy was a carbon copy of Mr Burns except about 22-23...



Some stud drug him out to be his wing man, then said stud started talking about his cock to a couple of pretty girls between the bar hop... and the one girl said.to the geek.."let me guess, you've got a massive dick too"...





....and he immediately shot up with pinched fingertips and a "I'm pretty ordinary" reply.



The geek got laid that night and the stud was left pulling pud.



Maybe if Joe went to a dementia care home and was REALLY humble, he could lose his virginity?

[Zetsu]

I might not be one to talk, but boy am I glad I don't have to deal with Joe's kids.

[Frood]

I might not be one to talk, but boy am I glad I don't have to deal with Joe's kids.

Joe had an orgasm in a gina?





Wut...fuck... crazy times.

[Zetsu]

I might not be one to talk, but boy am I glad I don't have to deal with Joe's kids.

Joe had an orgasm in a gina?





Wut...fuck... crazy times.

Lmao my bad, I might have worded very poorly, mean to say I'm just very relief Joe is the last of his kind.

[Herman]

I might not be one to talk, but boy am I glad I don't have to deal with Joe's kids.

You have to have sex with a gal to have kids.

[Frood]

Joe had an orgasm in a gina?





Wut...fuck... crazy times.

Lmao my bad, I might have worded very poorly, mean to say I'm just very relief Joe is the last of his kind.

If you said Joe cut of the mouths of Playboy centrefold magazines and inserted his shrivel wick in the holes, I could believe that...