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Started by Trump’s Niece, May 23, 2023, 02:49:03 AM

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Trump’s Niece

I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker
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Adolf Oliver Bush

Now you know what good pot smells like.
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Trump’s Niece

I can't even park my car in the garage. I hate skunks
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Frood

Wash your car with stewed tomatoes.....
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Trump’s Niece

I'm never gonna hear the end of this one
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Frood

Pepe Le Flea?  ac_biggrin
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Frood

Ewww.... the thread skunk is here to spray it's rather stupid smelling youtube clips...
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Frood

You need a padded room, Weebs.



Seriously.... your mind is cooked. :(
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caskur

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=501440 time=1684824543 user_id=2845
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker




I am sure it means good luck.... go buy a lotto ticket.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

Quote from: caskur post_id=501457 time=1684831905 user_id=2156
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=501440 time=1684824543 user_id=2845
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker




I am sure it means good luck.... go buy a lotto ticket.


Hitting a skunk, getting yourself or your dog sprayed by a skunk has never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER been associated with a lucky lottery ticket before.



There's a first for everything, but a skunk spray is on the end of the list of firsts for everything regarding lady luck.



It's like a big cosmic fuck you administered nasally and lasts for many days...



The same stank (artificially/chemically based) is added to the LPG supply in order to let people know if there is a leak... but it pales in comparison for what a small stinky mammal can muster up in one concentrated squirt from its glans when in danger or trauma.



I really hope you visit the US one day, so you'll understand.



You've currently got nothing to compare it to...



Skunks are not lucky lottery ticket muses...
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caskur

Well, there is always a first time... for everything....lol
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

:laugh:



You'd probably be the person that accidentally tripped in the American woods and faceplanted on a skunk sunning his chemi balls... then you bought a billion sweeps lotto ticket immediately after, won, but nobody wanted to hand you the big check in person... they'd Zoom it.
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Frood

I only wish you can clutch your sanity from the abyss and stop acting like a monumental fuck-stick all of the time...



Seriously, dude.... find a Step program.
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Frood

^^^



I rest my case.
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Anonymous

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