Apologies to Biggie Smiles

[Garraty_47]

Why was this person apologizing to me again?

I think it might have been something they did (didn't?) do at Bastard Factory.



Not sure why they bothered unless simply because history won't re-write itself, ya know. Someone has to do it.

[It's Poppy]

Do us all a favor and just fuck already, mmmkay?

You wanna watch them?

[Frood]

I'm not a voyeur and didn't ask for a special presentation of:

"Foreplay For Fuckheads (Talk Stupid To Me)"

In fact I'm trying to stop it.
Are you all caught up now or do you need another minute to process the update?

I've got Flametown reptilian brain... give me a minute and I'll surely forg...

Wait, what was I gonna say? 

[It's Poppy]

You people are so bored that Flynn is like a clown handing out balloon animals and you can't resist standing in line to get one.

Flynn should have been deemed to lame to reply to long ago

[Frood]

tp;dr

[Garraty_47]

You wanna watch them?

For fuck's sake (pun intended), NO.

I don't even want to hear it or think about it.
Why else do you think I'd be trying to get them to move their courtship ritual to a more intimate setting?

[It's Poppy]

tp;dr

Good Morning Shemp!

[It's Poppy]

For fuck's sake (pun intended), NO.

I don't even want to hear it or think about it.
Why else do you think I'd be trying to get them to move their courtship ritual to a more intimate setting?

Where you ever a Dungeon Master?  With your voice octaves and delivery, you would make a good Dungeon Master.

[Frood]

Good Morning Shemp!

Hiya, Snarf-Snarf... 

[Lokmar]

The sexual tension between Lokmar and Flynn is so thick Flakey dulled both his butterfly swords on it and still couldn't hack all the way through.

Do us all a favor and just fuck already, mmmkay?

GROSS! Flynbecile is like 5 dudes or something!!!

[Trump’s Niece]

Where you ever a Dungeon Master?  With your voice octaves and delivery, you would make a good Dungeon Master.

Can you fucking go away now?

[Lokmar]

For fuck's sake (pun intended), NO.

I don't even want to hear it or think about it.
Why else do you think I'd be trying to get them to move their courtship ritual to a more intimate setting?

You do realize you've pretty much solidified your position as replacement TWAP, right?

[Frood]

Ouch!

"Replacement TWAP" 

[Garraty_47]

Where you ever a Dungeon Master?  With your voice octaves and delivery, you would make a good Dungeon Master.

I only played D&D a few times when I was just a young lad.
Can't recall ever being the DM though.

Later some friends and I played a bit of HeroQuest and I even designed a few maps for it but got a lot of complaints that I was trying to engineer party wipes. I wasn't of course, I just didn't see the point of a dungeon that players could simply bulldoze through with no worries or need for strategy.

Easy mode is for pussies.

[Garraty_47]

You do realize you've pretty much solidified your position as replacement TWAP, right?

I don't think I've reached the age requirement for being a ThWAP.
Patience, grasshopper.
Inevitably I will transition from 'old' to 'ancient' and only then can I take up the mantle of forum ThWAP.