You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Mouth-breather

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Fellates dolphins.

[Frood]

Conceived in a massage parlor.

[Herman]

Grew a moustache so he can look just like his momma.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Saves his ear wax to make candles.

[Frood]

Went to Burning Man.

Showed his genitals at the ticket gate.

[Renegade Quark]

Is still double masking.

[Frood]

Lost his virginity to the smells of Brut, Beard Oil, and Vicks Vapor Rub.

[J E B Stuart]

Is now homeless and destitute, having squandered all his money buying farts in jars:

Amen.

[Brent]

His ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Drinks goat semen because he thinks its an aphrodisiac.

[Shen Li]

Blames the Cali fires on climate change.

[Frood]

Is pen pals with Greta Thunburg.

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Masturbates to the results with a jar of vegemite and a wire brush.++

[Frood]

Thinks Gherkin's are made from incest and that makes them extra tasty.