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[@realAzhyaAryola]

Dear Abby,



My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from

the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.

It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even

looked for a new one.

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot

the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, got married and become a mother, he doesn't even

pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?



Signed: Clueless



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Dear Clueless:



Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman! You don't

need him anymore!

You're running for President of the United States!

Act like one.

[Anonymous]

They came in automobiles fueled by oil, wearing clothing made from oil, to protest oil, in kayaks made from oil. Then they tweeted their photos on phones made from oil and drove home.



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I always said, until they go around in bicycles and live by candlelight, these clowns have no credibility to me. They can go to hell.

They are such blatant fucking hypocrits AA, but they are backed by some very deep fucking pockets.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

[size=200]How Moses Got The Ten Commandments[/size]



God went to the Arabs and said,

 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'



 The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

 And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'



 'Can you give us an example?'



 'Thou shall not kill.'

 'Not kill? We're not interested..'



So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'



 The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'



 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

 We're not interested.'



 Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

 'I have Commandments.'



The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'



 'Not steal? We're not interested.'



Then He went to the French and said,

 'I have Commandments.'



The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'



 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'



 Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

 'I have Commandments..'



 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'



 'They're free.'



 'We'll take 10.'



There. That, should piss off just about everybody... ac_toofunny

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We look after OUR critters!!!

[RW]

HAHAHA Asia!

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[RW]

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[Richard/RDL]

[Anonymous]

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

[Renee]

[Rambo Wong]

[size=200]How Moses Got The Ten Commandments[/size]



God went to the Arabs and said,

 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'



 The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

 And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'



 'Can you give us an example?'



 'Thou shall not kill.'

 'Not kill? We're not interested..'



So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'



 The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'



 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

 We're not interested.'



 Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

 'I have Commandments.'



The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'



 'Not steal? We're not interested.'



Then He went to the French and said,

 'I have Commandments.'



The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'



 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'



 Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

 'I have Commandments..'



 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'



 'They're free.'



 'We'll take 10.'



There. That, should piss off just about everybody... ac_toofunny

Only a racist, fucked in the head crap n' drool spammer like Azhya Aryola tells racist jokes.

[Bricktop]

And they're soooooooo funny!!!

[Odinson]

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[@realAzhyaAryola]

[size=200]I was walking through the mall, and went into a Muslim Bookshop.



The clerk asked if he could help me, so I asked for a copy of the Canadian Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.



The Clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out."



I said, "Yes, that's the one."[/size]