The Flame Game

[RW]

You kinky fellow.

[Wulf]

You kinky fellow.

Keep it in that Polka party thing.  ac_toofunny

[Frood]

I'm force feeding you.

Is that the only way you can get someone to swallow your bullshit?  ac_razz

[Bricktop]

It depends.



Some are resistant.



Others, like you, don't have a mouth, but a small hinge on the back of their neck, so that they can ingest a lot more bullshit than the average human.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

If you are serving tea with it on fine china.

I can serve tea in fine china. Just let me know when.  ac_biggrin

[Frood]

It depends.



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Some are resistant.



Others, like you, don't have a mouth, but a small hinge on the back of their neck, so that they can ingest a lot more bullshit than the average human.

Pipe down pooey bottom, or you get the hose aimed at you.

[Bricktop]

If you're the so called hose, I feel no threat.



You persist with age-lames, demonstrating a total lack of intellect, wit and originality.



Not only that, but you've also demonstrated a certain degree of paranoia, specifically using a voice distortion application.



See, I cannot help but wonder at the mentality of someone who doesn't want their VOICE recognised. Personally, I'm guessing its an effete and squeaky little sound, much like Minnie Mouse, and thus you're embarassed by it. Of course, you may be a member of ASIO, and don't want the Russians to access your voice pattern and track you down to this forum of subversion and sedition...but somehow it doesn't fit.



Perhaps, when you can conduct yourself without fear and secrecy, I might take you seriously.

[Frood]

You were a cop. I will never take you seriously, Crusty Cuntstable.

[Bricktop]

Oh, but you will. You will.

[Frood]

Um, nope, never ever will take you seriously because you're a complete walking joke in my eyes.



Walking might be too harsh of a word though. You were a strutting joke and now you're a hobbling joke, brittle bones.

[Bricktop]

See, the problem is you don't have a clue.



My bones are fine, thanks. In fact, if you bothered to look around, you'd find my photograph and see that I'm in fine shape for 64.



How about yours?

[Bricktop]

Here, let me save you the trouble...



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Cambodia. One month ago. Walking through the many temples, up and down steps...Do YOU see any signs of diminished faculties? Grey hair?



Please...try to be creative.

[Frood]

See, the problem is you don't have a clue.



My bones are fine, thanks. In fact, if you bothered to look around, you'd find my photograph and see that I'm in fine shape for 64.



How about yours?

Is that actually a real problem, Inspector Clue-so?



64 years old? Fuck you're old, Piggy.  ac_biggrin



My bones are well, thank you for asking.

Here, let me save you the trouble...



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Cambodia. One month ago. Walking through the many temples, up and down steps...Do YOU see any signs of diminished faculties? Grey hair?



Please...try to be creative.

I thought you were male. You sounded male on Skype. Is that why you retired from the cop shop? They wouldn't treat you seriously and you needed to let your inner ugly woman free? What other gender modification work did you have done while visiting that region?

[Bricktop]

Is that what you call creative?



You can consider me any gender you like, if it makes you happy. I couldn't care less if, and what, you think.



What I don't do is hide away like a cat in a dog pound, make ludicrous statements and claims, and then run away rather than back them up.



Doesn't THAT sound familiar?

[RW]

Not the best pic I've seen of you Spec but you sure look hot!



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