Dove's "Ask a retired stripper" thread.

[J0E]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2ed8mcz.jpg">  most people think I'm greek. I don't see a resemblence...

Nah, you don't look Greek ta me. Bzzt! Sorry, no cigar for you.



This is what a Greek woman typically looks like:



http://top-beautiful-women.com/images/1/Maria-Tsagkaraki/Maria-Tsagkaraki%20%281%29.jpg">



....somewhat wide prominent nose, definitive jawline, protruding cheekbones and chin, often large, round slightly slanted eyes, large wide mouth.

[Anonymous]

I'm just telling what literally everyone who meets me thinks.

[J0E]

I'm just telling what literally everyone who meets me thinks.

No worries. Its supposed to be a lighthearted session in...'faceology'



...but still I thought your features are too fine for a Greek.



Telly Savalas....now that was a Greek.



http://image1.findagrave.com/photos/2010/323/1832_129030321490.jpg">

[J0E]

...or actress Melina Mercouri:



http://greece.greekreporter.com/files/imgres29.jpg">



....perhaps I've overdone it.



Anyways, good night.

[Anonymous]

You are overthinking this. Lol

[Bricktop]

Frank/Joe overthinks anything that involves an attractive female, and underthinks everything else.

[J0E]

Frank/Joe overthinks anything that involves an attractive female, and underthinks everything else.

....wha? Who me?



http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/30/27/613ba4247ecfaf65434841655fd41bdf-al-bundy.jpg">



No, not me!



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[Anonymous]

Frank/Joe overthinks anything that involves an attractive female, and underthinks everything else.

It's not like he's the only guy to do that.