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Started by RW, January 03, 2016, 01:53:54 PM

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Annie

Oymygawd! lolol Many years ago I heard about a certain celebrity who got a hamster stuck up his butt and had to go the the hospital to have it removed. Aparrantly people use a tube and insert rodents, uh ya ewwww
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RW

I've only seen that done with eel like fish in a woman's rectum.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Annie

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Anonymous

I have spent many years living isolated in jungles, deserts and offshore. I have become a bit a=of an expert at pleasuring myself. I've learned to improvise whatever was available. :laugh3:

Renee

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Oymygawd! lolol Many years ago I heard about a certain celebrity who got a hamster stuck up his butt and had to go the the hospital to have it removed. Aparrantly people use a tube and insert rodents, uh ya ewwww


Everyone always says it was a hamster but I think it was actually a gerbil. Gerbils can really walk backwards.



Why stuff like that pops into my head, I don't know. I'm obviously going to hell.  :sad:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Renee

Quote from: "RW"I've only seen that done with eel like fish in a woman's rectum.


That sounds frickin awful.....Was it some kind of Islamic fundamentalist punishment?
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"I've only seen that done with eel like fish in a woman's rectum.

Why did the homosexual guy only do oral? Because anal rectum. :laugh3:

RW

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I've only seen that done with eel like fish in a woman's rectum.


That sounds frickin awful.....Was it some kind of Islamic fundamentalist punishment?

Japanese porn.
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"I've only seen that done with eel like fish in a woman's rectum.

Why did the homosexual guy only do oral? Because anal rectum. :laugh3:

Rectum?  Damn near killed him!
Beware of Gaslighters!

keeper


Renee

Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I've only seen that done with eel like fish in a woman's rectum.


That sounds frickin awful.....Was it some kind of Islamic fundamentalist punishment?

Japanese porn.


That would have been my second guess......Those freaks are into that hentai tentacle porn shit.  :shock:



Strange frightening shit.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

They are very creative with their sexual fun.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"They are very creative with their sexual fun.

A fetishists playground.

RW

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"They are very creative with their sexual fun.

A fetishists playground.

Yeah but for that really really really REALLY fringe fetish type.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

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Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"They are very creative with their sexual fun.

A fetishists playground.

Yeah but for that really really really REALLY fringe fetish type.


Some sociologists claim that the reason the Japanese are so wild in their sexual fetishes and fantasies is because the concept of radiation and it's effects on genetic mutation is a very real part of their national conscience. That's why they produce all those cheesy monster movies and weird Anime cartoons.



Whatever the reason some of the stuff they produce is really twisted and "out there". In fact some of it is so super bizarre that it's hard to believe that it is the product of a rational mind.  ac_unsure
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.