Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?

[cc]

This will be good. Gather round folks!!

[Renee]

Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.

Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch

...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?



Seems ta show in the way ya write.



....Oh well

Jesus Christ, that was weak.

Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.



Oh well

Renee is very pretty.

No I'm not Fash. You've never seen me in the morning before the first coat of paint and a cup of coffee.



In all honesty, I'm just okay, with elbow grease and a little luck, I clean up well.



My younger sister got all the looks, apparently the best was saved for last....But I got all the brains, which kinda gives you an idea of the sad state of affairs my family is in.  

...so if yer not the pretty one, then is it possible if could I meet your beautiful sister, eh Renn? Hmmm?  

You know, you make my frickin skin crawl.



You are lucky this is the net, if it were a real life encounter I'd be using your testicles for Klackers.

[J0E]

Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.

Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch

...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?



Seems ta show in the way ya write.



....Oh well

Jesus Christ, that was weak.

Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.



Oh well

Renee is very pretty.

No I'm not Fash. You've never seen me in the morning before the first coat of paint and a cup of coffee.



In all honesty, I'm just okay, with elbow grease and a little luck, I clean up well.



My younger sister got all the looks, apparently the best was saved for last....But I got all the brains, which kinda gives you an idea of the sad state of affairs my family is in.  

...so if yer not the pretty one, then is it possible if could I meet your beautiful sister, eh Renn? Hmmm?  

You know, you make my frickin skin crawl.



You are lucky this is the net, if it were a real life encounter I'd be using your testicles for Klackers.

...but is she a redhead like you, Renn?



I find red hair on a beautiful woman is especially stunning, eh? It's like they're on fire on somethin'.



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I remember meeting one at a wedding last summer & her image was so stunning, it's still etched inta my brain.



I think I have a photograph of her somewhere on my facebook account.



For some reason, I never forget meeting beautiful redheads.



Cuz it leaves a memory because they are unique - like some bright Bird of Paradise, eh Renn?

[Renee]

Joe's creep factor just went up x10.  

[J0E]

I guess now we can all see how you pass the time in your cab between fares.

...there ya go again, Renn!



Tryin' ta hide yer pangs of 'LimoLust' from the onlookers of this forum.



Ya gotta git out more Renn. Yer too cooped up in da house.



A shot in the arm of Real world fun is watcha need.



So...leave the kitchen, git inta yer best night clothes...an' boogie!

Just tell 'em Joe sentcha. and ifha ya happen ta make ta Canada, ask fer Joe's Limo Service.

an' make sure it's JOE, who's given ya the ride!



I'll provide ya with either the 'Prince'....



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Or the 'King'....



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I'll even give ya an hour free. It's for the fun-starved deprived.



So don't delay, doit today. Ya got nothin' ta lose butcher chains an home life servitude, Renn!



You go....Girl!

[Renee]

Creepy Joe strikes again.



Just an FYI, I'm not couped up. I get out and go to work daily. In fact one of my duties as an operations specialist/admin is to hire limo services to take execs to and from the airport, trade shows, seminars etc. In other words Joey, I hire and fire your kind all day.



Enough with the Joe's limo commercials. You are really beginning to irritate me.

[J0E]

Creepy Joe strikes again.



Just an FYI, I'm not couped up. I get out and go to work daily. In fact one of my duties as an operations specialist/admin is to hire limo services to take execs to and from the airport, trade shows, seminars etc. In other words Joey, I hire and fire your kind all day.



Enough with the Joe's limo commercials. You are really beginning to irritate me.

I dunno.



You often seem so miserable, Renn. Admittedly, I overdo it with the Joe's Limo schtick, but it's really jes' ta make ya laugh, eh? I thoughtcha needed some cheerin' up. Actually, I think those side jabs ya take at me all the time are funny. Puts me in stiches, eh Renn?



Lotta times, people go fer limo rides to ferget their problems by gittin' out on the town. An' when they come back for the evenin', they're usually smilin' an' happy.



 I love seein' all them purdy ladies dressed up to the nines in their best. I think they like receivin' the rides from Joe more than I like givin' 'em, eh Renn? Like these ones:

[Anonymous]

Renee doesn't seem miserable JOE.

[Anonymous]

Renee doesn't seem miserable JOE.

She does not take guff from any man and I admire that about her.