They keep dropping.

[Shen Li]

Paul Reubens, the actor, comedian, and writer behind the titular character of the wacky 1980s children's series "Pee-wee's Playhouse," died Sunday at the age of 70.

A statement posted to Reubens' Instagram account indicated the actor succumbed to cancer.

He was so ugly.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

He was so ugly.

Maybe God gave him prostate cancer brought on from a lifetime of jerking off to Shirley Temple porn.

[DKG]

Maybe God gave him prostate cancer brought on from a lifetime of jerking off to Shirley Temple porn.

If I had kids, I would not have allowed them alone with him for one minute.

[DKG]

Robbie Robertson, the string-bending guitarist and principal songwriter of The Band, has died at 80, a representative confirmed to CBC News.

Robertson died on Wednesday morning in Los Angeles after a long illness, according to the representative.

[DKG]

Bob Baun, hero of what most consider to be the gutsiest playoff goal in Maple Leafs history, has died at age 86.

A family member confirmed the news that the durable defenceman passed away Monday night. He had been in poor health in recent months.

Baun scored in overtime on April 23, 1964 after coming back into Game 6 of the Stanley Cup final from a shot block on Gordie Howe that fractured his fibula, carted off the ice at the Detroit Olympia

[Oliver the Second]

Longtime 'The Price is Right' host Bob Barker dies aged 99



Bob Barker, the longtime host of the gameshow "The Price is Right," has died at the age of 99, according to reports.

Details on his cause of death or surrounding circumstances were not immediately available.

Barker, a staunch animal rights activist, retired from hosting "The Price is Right" after 50 years on TV in 2007.

https://ktla.com/news/report-longtime-the-price-is-right-host-bob-barker-dies-aged-99/

[Frood]

I'm a staunch animal rights activist too.

Animals deserve to be on my barbecue or draped over my shoulders.

[Oliver the Second]

Joe the Plumber dead at 49 from Pancreatic Cancer



Joe Wurzelbacher, whom Americans would remember as "Joe the Plumber" from the 2008 presidential election, died on Sunday at the age of 49 from pancreatic cancer.

News of Wurzelbacher's death broke on Twitter late Sunday afternoon.

"Horrible news. My good friend Joe Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber, passed away this morning at the age of 49 from pancreatic cancer. He was a good man and an exceptional friend.

Wurzelbacher became a household name during the 2008 presidential election when the media dubbed him "Joe the Plumber" after he questioned then-presidential candidate Barack Obama about his tax policy.

In 2016, Wurzelbacher endorsed then-candidate Donald Trump in an op-ed for Breitbart News.

"I don't know if we've passed it, but I know this: I support Donald Trump to try and restore us first to sanity, then back to greatness. If you don't believe the Constitution and our very way of life hang in the balance in this election, then you'd better start paying attention," he wrote.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/08/27/joe-wurzelbacher-joe-the-plumber-dead-49-pancreatic-cancer/

[Thiel]

The plumber who famously questioned former President Barack Obama on his tax plan when he ran for office in 2008 has passed away from pancreatic cancer.

Joseph Wurzelbacher — better known as "Joe the Plumber" — died on Sunday. He was forty nine.

[formosan]

Bernie Marsden, the guitarist for the 1980s rock band Whitesnake has passed away at the age of seventy two.

[formosan]

Dire Straits guitarist Jack Sonni has died aged sixty eight.

[Herman]

It has been a bad day for old rock stars.

[kiebers]

Jimmy Buffett passed away. He was 76. Indeed a bad year for old rockers. He will be sorely missed.

[DKG]

Jimmy Buffett passed away. He was 76. Indeed a bad year for old rockers. He will be sorely missed.

I thought he was older than that.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

I don't think I've heard a single thing he's performed on.