Just so ya know!

[Angry White Male]

Cleaned the shitter also.  You could now drink out of that bowl!



All that's left is a quick vacuum, a quick wet swiffer on the lino, and the shit is top quality then.  Then I can rest easy peasy Japanesey.



Then I get cleaned up.  Sunday evening is a good time to do a grocery shop.  The odds of females in my league shopping there are good Sunday evenings.



I may up my game, grab a big fucking sausage from the deli area, hold it down to where my dick should be, and ask other shoppers what they think of my sausage.  How can this tactic fail?  It can't!

[deadskinmask]

Cleaned the shitter also.  You could now drink out of that bowl!



All that's left is a quick vacuum, a quick wet swiffer on the lino, and the shit is top quality then.  Then I can rest easy peasy Japanesey.



Then I get cleaned up.  Sunday evening is a good time to do a grocery shop.  The odds of females in my league shopping there are good Sunday evenings.



I may up my game, grab a big fucking sausage from the deli area, hold it down to where my dick should be, and ask other shoppers what they think of my sausage.  How can this tactic fail?  It can't!

hold the phone, partner.... i think you have far more pressing issues.... like WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK??? AND WHY IS IT NOT WHERE IT SHOULD BE???

[Angry White Male]

   

[Angry White Male]

Now men, take a tip from Uncle Ace...



Learn to be independent , if you're not currently, and do these things on your own.  The more you can do on your own, the less you will need to "settle" for a 'liberated' North American whale!



Never settle for the liberated whale!  Only settle for a real woman that respects and honours you.  And never settle for one that'll eat you outta house and home.

[deadskinmask]

Now men, take a tip from Uncle Ace...



Learn to be independent , if you're not currently, and do these things on your own.  The more you can do on your own, the less you will need to "settle" for a 'liberated' North American whale!



Never settle for the liberated whale!  Only settle for a real woman that respects and honours you.  And never settle for one that'll eat you outta house and home.

or better still.... DON'T LIVE IN EDIBLE HOUSES.... especially with hot and cold kool-aid on tap.... :(

[RW]

Cleaned the shitter also.  You could now drink out of that bowl!



All that's left is a quick vacuum, a quick wet swiffer on the lino, and the shit is top quality then.  Then I can rest easy peasy Japanesey.



Then I get cleaned up.  Sunday evening is a good time to do a grocery shop.  The odds of females in my league shopping there are good Sunday evenings.



I may up my game, grab a big fucking sausage from the deli area, hold it down to where my dick should be, and ask other shoppers what they think of my sausage.  How can this tactic fail?  It can't!

hold the phone, partner.... i think you have far more pressing issues.... like WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK??? AND WHY IS IT NOT WHERE IT SHOULD BE???

Valid question there DSM.

[deadskinmask]

i took a journalism class.... i keep my finger on the pulse of the REAL news.... :D

[Angry White Male]

That's what happens when one doesn't proof read properly...  They end up dickless!

[deadskinmask]

That's what happens when one doesn't proof read properly...  They end up dickless!

i went to catholic school. we just got popped on the hand with a ruler....



on a related note, i heard Bruce Jenner had horrible grammer.... :(

[RW]

That's what happens when one doesn't proof read properly...  They end up dickless!

i went to catholic school. we just got popped on the hand with a ruler....



on a related note, i heard Bruce Jenner had horrible grammer.... :(

Catholic school FTW!!!!

[Angry White Male]

You went to Catholic school, didn't you RW...

[Blurt]

Everybody went to Catholic school, Mel.



It's just that some of you protested.

[RW]

Hahaha

[Angry White Male]

I was kicked out of Sunday School on my first day.  That ended any type of "religious" schooling for me once and for all.

[Renee]

I was kicked out of Sunday School on my first day.  That ended any type of "religious" schooling for me once and for all.

That's because you got caught guzzling the communion wine, you little slob.