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Blazor

Quote from: "seoulbro"
Come golfing with me some time. If you win I will give you a free lesson in cursing in Korean. :laugh3:


 :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Bricktop

Quote from: "Blazor"I took French 1 in school, Je parle de Francais come si come sa. I know the come si come sa isnt spelled right, I just remember the pronunciation lol. I wanted to take Japanese but it was booked. Dont think they taught Russia or Chinese.


Canadians.



The only nation that is illiterate in TWO languages.



Comme ci, comme ca!!!



Its also "Je parle francais". No capitalisation of "francais", and no "de". That is "I speak of french".



I thinks its to your advantage that the other languages were booked.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"I took French 1 in school, Je parle de Francais come si come sa. I know the come si come sa isnt spelled right, I just remember the pronunciation lol. I wanted to take Japanese but it was booked. Dont think they taught Russia or Chinese.


Canadians.



The only nation that is illiterate in TWO languages.



Comme ci, comme ca!!!



Its also "Je parle francais". No capitalisation of "francais", and no "de". That is "I speak of french".



I thinks its to your advantage that the other languages were booked.

Do you speak French Bricktop..



I never took French as a course in my life.

Blazor

Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"I took French 1 in school, Je parle de Francais come si come sa. I know the come si come sa isnt spelled right, I just remember the pronunciation lol. I wanted to take Japanese but it was booked. Dont think they taught Russia or Chinese.


Canadians.



The only nation that is illiterate in TWO languages.



Comme ci, comme ca!!!



Its also "Je parle francais". No capitalisation of "francais", and no "de". That is "I speak of french".



I thinks its to your advantage that the other languages were booked.


How about tu petit merde  :laugh:



Thats right, its pronounced more like comb, than cum (comme).



I took one year of French nearly 25 years ago, cut me some slack  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"I took French 1 in school, Je parle de Francais come si come sa. I know the come si come sa isnt spelled right, I just remember the pronunciation lol. I wanted to take Japanese but it was booked. Dont think they taught Russia or Chinese.


Canadians.



The only nation that is illiterate in TWO languages.



Comme ci, comme ca!!!



Its also "Je parle francais". No capitalisation of "francais", and no "de". That is "I speak of french".



I thinks its to your advantage that the other languages were booked.

Do you speak French Bricktop..



I never took French as a course in my life.

One year out of high school I forgot 90% of the French I was taught.

Bricktop

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"I took French 1 in school, Je parle de Francais come si come sa. I know the come si come sa isnt spelled right, I just remember the pronunciation lol. I wanted to take Japanese but it was booked. Dont think they taught Russia or Chinese.


Canadians.



The only nation that is illiterate in TWO languages.



Comme ci, comme ca!!!



Its also "Je parle francais". No capitalisation of "francais", and no "de". That is "I speak of french".



I thinks its to your advantage that the other languages were booked.


How about tu petit merde  :laugh:



Thats right, its pronounced more like comb, than cum (comme).



I took one year of French nearly 25 years ago, cut me some slack  :laugh:


Its VOUS, not tu. We are not familiar enough.



Jesus wept.



Et, je ne suis pas petit. Je suis grand!!!

Bricktop

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"I took French 1 in school, Je parle de Francais come si come sa. I know the come si come sa isnt spelled right, I just remember the pronunciation lol. I wanted to take Japanese but it was booked. Dont think they taught Russia or Chinese.


Canadians.



The only nation that is illiterate in TWO languages.



Comme ci, comme ca!!!



Its also "Je parle francais". No capitalisation of "francais", and no "de". That is "I speak of french".



I thinks its to your advantage that the other languages were booked.

Do you speak French Bricktop..



I never took French as a course in my life.


Une peu.



Self taught...and a few trips to France.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"I took French 1 in school, Je parle de Francais come si come sa. I know the come si come sa isnt spelled right, I just remember the pronunciation lol. I wanted to take Japanese but it was booked. Dont think they taught Russia or Chinese.


Canadians.



The only nation that is illiterate in TWO languages.



Comme ci, comme ca!!!



Its also "Je parle francais". No capitalisation of "francais", and no "de". That is "I speak of french".



I thinks its to your advantage that the other languages were booked.

Do you speak French Bricktop..



I never took French as a course in my life.


Une peu.



Self taught...and a few trips to France.

Good for you Bricktop..



I studied Spanish on my own for one month when I thought my husband would be taking a an expat job in South America with his company.

Bricktop

No habla espanol...



I'm learning Italian indirectly...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"No habla espanol...



I'm learning Italian indirectly...

That was quite a while ago and I forgot most of what I memorized, which wasn't very much..



I still have my Berlitz book though.

Bricktop

Ah, Berlitz. The GPS Smartphone of its time.

Blazor

Quote from: "Bricktop"


Its VOUS, not tu. We are not familiar enough.



Jesus wept.



Et, je ne suis pas petit. Je suis grand!!!


Maybe my french teacher was full of shit, or I just didnt remember/pay attention enough. I thought tu was "you". I also thought grand was grande. Maybe thats Spanish lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Bricktop

Stick to English and Photoshop. You'll be fine.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Ah, Berlitz. The GPS Smartphone of its time.

I'm sure they have an app now, but those little books are good for beginners.

Bricktop

Apple/Google maps will guide you anywhere...BUT...



...make sure you have a roaming plan because it chews up data.