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Started by Anonymous, June 09, 2017, 05:00:39 AM

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Renee

Quote from: "Angry White Male"No need to post my credentials...  as a business owner, I ask for YOUR credentials...


You don't  have any credentials worth posting; unless having an MBA in "drinking and driving" has some special meaning in the professional dirt movers world....  :nea:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

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cc

I looked @ Herm's (top / OP) and could only say "WOWZERS!!!



Thought I'd lived in a lot of places and done  a lot of things ..... but I'm humbled by the amazing number of roles  .... and countries he has lived and worked in
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: "cc"I looked @ Herm's (top / OP) and could only say "WOWZERS!!!



Thought I'd lived in a lot of places and done  a lot of things ..... but I'm humbled by the amazing number of roles  .... and countries he has lived and worked in

Thanks ceec. But, I am winding it down now. I only work three months a year in the patch now and certainly no more overseas contracts. I like my farm.

@realAzhyaAryola

Quote from: "cc"I looked @ Herm's (top / OP) and could only say "WOWZERS!!!



Thought I'd lived in a lot of places and done  a lot of things ..... but I'm humbled by the amazing number of roles  .... and countries he has lived and worked in


I think like you regarding this. I thought I've seen and done many things too but I always remind myself that many others have done much more.
@realAzhyaAryola



[size=80]Sometimes, my comments have a touch of humor, often tongue-in-cheek, so don\'t take it so seriously.[/size]

Anonymous

Quote from: "cc"I looked @ Herm's (top / OP) and could only say "WOWZERS!!!



Thought I'd lived in a lot of places and done  a lot of things ..... but I'm humbled by the amazing number of roles  .... and countries he has lived and worked in

What did you think of my resume cc?



Impressive or what?

 :laugh:

cc

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "cc"I looked @ Herm's (top / OP) and could only say "WOWZERS!!!



Thought I'd lived in a lot of places and done  a lot of things ..... but I'm humbled by the amazing number of roles  .... and countries he has lived and worked in

What did you think of my resume cc?



Impressive or what?

 :laugh:

impressive, but herm takes resumes off  into another world
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: "cc"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "cc"I looked @ Herm's (top / OP) and could only say "WOWZERS!!!



Thought I'd lived in a lot of places and done  a lot of things ..... but I'm humbled by the amazing number of roles  .... and countries he has lived and worked in

What did you think of my resume cc?



Impressive or what?

 :laugh:

impressive, but herm takes resumes off  into another world

Yes, he does cc..



I was being funny...



My resume is pretty generic.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"Experience



-Self employed Oilfield consultant fully qualified in  drilling and completions/workovers

-Operations manager for South America for a major oilfield service contractor and based in Brazil

-Operations manager for Central Asia for an international drilling contractor based in Turkmenistan

-Drilling superintendent, South East Asia for an offshore drilling contractor

-National drilling superintendent for Libya

-Drilling supervisor in Abu Dhabi

-Completions manager in Queensland, Australia

-Oilfield service manager in Omsk, Russia

-Completions supervisor in Angola

-Rotational senior Toolpush in Oman, Libya, Bangladesh, Qatar, Ecuador, Nigeria, Indonesia, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Algeria, Colombia, Congo, Papua New Guinea, Ghana, Thailand, Tunisia,  Bahrain and Bolivia

-Overseas driller

-Joint proprietor of an oilfield supply company

-Driller

-Derrickhand

-Motorhand

-Roughneck/Floorhand

-Leasehand

-Bouncer



Professional Accreditations



-Second line well control

-IWCF Level 3 and 4

-Surface/subsea BOP certificate

-Fifth class boiler certificate

-Confined Space

-Fall Protection and Rig Rescue

-High angle rescue

-Standard first aid



Hobbies, Achievements and Clubs



-Member of Lions International

-Donor, partner and volunteer for 4H Canada

-Riding, and rebuilding motorcycles

-One oilfield service patent

You are hired.

Anonymous

I'm not going to post any personal details here. All I will say is that I am a professional engineer.

Thiel

#24
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*Sole proprietor of an industrial supplier for the agriculture and custom manufacturing sectors

*Regional account manager for an agricultural manufacturer

*Inside sales and service manager of a major agriculture machine dealership

*Outside sales representative for a regional brewery

*Management trainee for an industrial fastener supplier



EDUCATION

Business Administration Diploma from Red River College

Bachelor of Business Administration Degree from University of Phenix



PHILANTHROPY AND COMMUNITY SERVICE

*Member of Rotary International

*Donor, Canadian Cancer Society, Manitoba

*Sponsor, Ronald McDonald House, Manitoba

*Mentor, Big Brothers Big Sisters of Winnipeg
gay, conservative and proud

Anonymous

Quote from: "Thiel"EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*Sole proprietor of an industrial supplier for the agriculture and custom manufacturing sectors

*Regional sales manager for an agricultural manufacturer

*Inside sales and service manager of a major agriculture machine dealership

*Outside sales representative for a regional brewery

*Management trainee for an industrial fastener supplier



EDUCATION

Business Administration Diploma from Red River College

Bachelor of Business Administration Degree from University of Phenix



PHILANTHROPY AND COMMUNITY SERVICE

*Member of Rotary International

*Donor, Canadian Cancer Society, Manitoba

*Sponsor, Ronald McDonald House, Manitoba

*Mentor, Big Brothers Big Sisters of Winnipeg

You are a very successful man it would appear Thiel..

 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:

I know these type of threads involve revealing some PI, but they are my favourite type of threads.

 ac_smile

Thiel

Thank you very much Ms Fashionista. But, like any resume I receive for a job opening at my company, it's dressed up a bit so it stands out. :wink:
gay, conservative and proud

Anonymous

Quote from: "Thiel"EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*Sole proprietor of an industrial supplier for the agriculture and custom manufacturing sectors

*Regional account manager for an agricultural manufacturer

*Inside sales and service manager of a major agriculture machine dealership

*Outside sales representative for a regional brewery

*Management trainee for an industrial fastener supplier



EDUCATION

Business Administration Diploma from Red River College

Bachelor of Business Administration Degree from University of Phenix



PHILANTHROPY AND COMMUNITY SERVICE

*Member of Rotary International

*Donor, Canadian Cancer Society, Manitoba

*Sponsor, Ronald McDonald House, Manitoba

*Mentor, Big Brothers Big Sisters of Winnipeg

Not bad for a white homo. ac_razz

Thiel

Quote from: "Little Ms. Sunshine"
Quote from: "Thiel"EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*Sole proprietor of an industrial supplier for the agriculture and custom manufacturing sectors

*Regional account manager for an agricultural manufacturer

*Inside sales and service manager of a major agriculture machine dealership

*Outside sales representative for a regional brewery

*Management trainee for an industrial fastener supplier



EDUCATION

Business Administration Diploma from Red River College

Bachelor of Business Administration Degree from University of Phenix



PHILANTHROPY AND COMMUNITY SERVICE

*Member of Rotary International

*Donor, Canadian Cancer Society, Manitoba

*Sponsor, Ronald McDonald House, Manitoba

*Mentor, Big Brothers Big Sisters of Winnipeg

Not bad for a white homo. ac_razz

Thanks. You have done pretty well for an angry Asian girl with a chip on her shoulder the size of a semi.
gay, conservative and proud

cc

and rumor has it, a derrière to match



I'm in shit now ac_razz
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell