Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.

[Bricktop]

Given it is a historic occasion...our 6th birthday, I feel compelled to make a full disclosure on things that I would not do with certain members here.



I would never invite Fashionista to dinner.



I would not ask Dinky Dianna for a dance.



I would not play golf with Seoulbro.



I would not play computer games with Zetsu.



I would not take Shen Li to a whites-only bar.



I would not take a bet with Superchecker.



I wouldn't play drinking games with Herman.



I wouldn't show Iron Horse Jockey my collection of single malts.



I wouldn't take cc on a flight with Emirates airline.



I would not eat broccoli and beans with Berry.



I would never ask Azhya to marry me.



I would never break into Wazzup's house!!!



I'd never go to a London fishcart with Scouse after several pints.



I'd never hack Realgrimm's computer to see the images he has stored there.



I'd never lend Caskur my Olympus camera.



I'd never lend Kylie Jenner my toilet brush.



I'd never sit on Mel's couch.



I'd never do a spelling bee with Blazor as a team mate.



I'd never play scrabble with Uncle Dilf.



I wouldn't play Trivial Pursuit with Shin.



I wouldn't be in a room alone with Priscilla!!!



I wouldn't resist being in a room alone with Velvet.



I wouldn't introduce kiebers to a female acquaintance.



I wouldn't take Renee to an "All you can eat" buffet restaurant.



AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU FIVE BUCKS FOR A CUP OF COFFEE!!!!



 ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

Awesome Brick.

[Blazor]

Believe it or not, I won spelling bees before lol.

[Anonymous]

I would not get into a limo with JOE....not even the fake kind he drives.

[Bricktop]

I shall, in the absence of incontrovertible proof, refuse to believe it.

[Bricktop]

I would not get into a limo with JOE....not even the fake kind he drives.

 

[Anonymous]

I would not throw a rock at a bird with caskur nearby.

[Anonymous]

I would not expect oddstain to show up for a job interview let alone report to work.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't tell Red_brazilian_nut how to make a good caipirinha.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't argue hockey with Azhya.

[JOE]

Given it is a historic occasion...our 6th birthday, I feel compelled to make a full disclosure on things that I would not do with certain members here.



I would never invite Fashionista to dinner.



I would not ask Dinky Dianna for a dance.



I would not play golf with Seoulbro.



I would not play computer games with Zetsu.



I would not take Shen Li to a whites-only bar.



I would not take a bet with Superchecker.



I wouldn't play drinking games with Herman.



I wouldn't show Iron Horse Jockey my collection of single malts.



I wouldn't take cc on a flight with Emirates airline.



I would not eat broccoli and beans with Berry.



I would never ask Azhya to marry me.



I would never break into Wazzup's house!!!



I'd never go to a London fishcart with Scouse after several pints.



I'd never hack Realgrimm's computer to see the images he has stored there.



I'd never lend Caskur my Olympus camera.



I'd never lend Kylie Jenner my toilet brush.



I'd never sit on Mel's couch.



I'd never do a spelling bee with Blazor as a team mate.



I'd never play scrabble with Uncle Dilf.



I wouldn't play Trivial Pursuit with Shin.



I wouldn't be in a room alone with Priscilla!!!



I wouldn't resist being in a room alone with Velvet.



I wouldn't introduce kiebers to a female acquaintance.



I wouldn't take Renee to an "All you can eat" buffet restaurant.



AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU FIVE BUCKS FOR A CUP OF COFFEE!!!!



 ac_lmfao

Well I'm not on, didnt make da list, so I must be the only agreeable one among youse all for the otherwise curmudgeon BrickTop.



Oh well.

[Frood]

I wouldn't leave any of my adult daughters in a room alone with Bricktop.

[JOE]

Maybe me 'n BT could read comic books together.



I gotta stash me 'n him could share.



He's kind of a grumpy depressive type so maybe that could cheer him up.



Would ya like that, BT?



Otherwise we kin join a coin collecting club together or trade vintage hockey cards.



Heres one of my favs, BT:



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I like the old Parkhurst series meself, eh BT?

[cc]

I won't take Joe off ignore

[JOE]

I won't take Joe off ignore

You sometimes have got an anger management issue, so maybe we could both attend a coed yoga class together, eh cc? Then you could relax a bit.