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I slept in the girls dorm last night

Started by JOE, February 02, 2019, 12:44:34 AM

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JOE

The hostel I stayed in put me there accidentally.



I didn't know I was in the girls dorm until I woke up this morning.



It was dark last night when I checked in so I didn't know until the morning.



When I woke up there were all these stunned pretty young girls staring at me.



But I was so tired That i just went back to sleep.



After a half an hour or so I was awakened by this pretty 19 year old girl.



She said "Sorry but you have to go. The girls in the dorm would like to get dressed.



So aftet 5 mins or so I gathered my belongings and left.



That was a weird yet pleasant experience.



It was like a nice dream waking upnon a sea of young beauty.


Frood

Douchebags don't sleep. They rest on a bathroom shelf.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

No pity fuck from gals one third his age. Old Joe still holds the Guinness record as the world' virgin.

Bricktop

This shitwick is getting truly desperate for attention.

cc

#5
Shit. My guy would not have "slept" in the girls dorm ... not for a millisecond
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Bricktop

OK.



In the interests of full disclosure...I would have.



 ac_blush

Anonymous

Quote from: "JOE"The hostel I stayed in put me there accidentally.



I didn't know I was in the girls dorm until I woke up this morning.



It was dark last night when I checked in so I didn't know until the morning.



When I woke up there were all these stunned pretty young girls staring at me.



But I was so tired That i just went back to sleep.



After a half an hour or so I was awakened by this pretty 19 year old girl.



She said "Sorry but you have to go. The girls in the dorm would like to get dressed.



So aftet 5 mins or so I gathered my belongings and left.



That was a weird yet pleasant experience.



It was like a nice dream waking upnon a sea of young beauty.

JOE, I know your personal financial situation is none of my business..



But, I can't help but wonder, are you really that hard up?



You will be going into retirement very soon and all you can afford is a kid's dorm..



I didn't think they let people your age stay in hostels.

Anonymous

Joe is old, broke and has no game. He is a chick repellent.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "JOE"The hostel I stayed in put me there accidentally.



I didn't know I was in the girls dorm until I woke up this morning.



It was dark last night when I checked in so I didn't know until the morning.



When I woke up there were all these stunned pretty young girls staring at me.



But I was so tired That i just went back to sleep.



After a half an hour or so I was awakened by this pretty 19 year old girl.



She said "Sorry but you have to go. The girls in the dorm would like to get dressed.



So aftet 5 mins or so I gathered my belongings and left.



That was a weird yet pleasant experience.



It was like a nice dream waking upnon a sea of young beauty.

JOE, I know your personal financial situation is none of my business..



But, I can't help but wonder, are you really that hard up?



You will be going into retirement very soon and all you can afford is a kid's dorm..



I didn't think they let people your age stay in hostels.

 :thumbup:

Wazzzup


Anonymous

Quote from: "Wazzzup"Is Joe homeless?

Yep, homeless, pennyless, friendless and hairless.

Bricktop


realgrimm

Joe a total hover hand..perma friend zone



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JOE

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Quote from: "Herman"No pity fuck from gals one third his age. Old Joe still holds the Guinness record as the world' virgin.


Well Hoim if it was you in that situation, one sight of ya & they'd call the police take ya away in cuffs since ya gotta criminal record. Y'know they got computers these days and they'd jes do a search on ya, eh Hoim?



But at least they'd find ya jail cell and it'd be free, eh Hoim?



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