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Re: Forum gossip thread by Brent

How Many Gals Have You Banged in Your Life

Started by Anonymous, July 01, 2019, 12:28:36 AM

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How many notches on your bedpost

Over 200
3 (16.7%)
Between 100 and 199
0 (0%)
25-99
0 (0%)
10-24
2 (11.1%)
2-9(pathetic)
7 (38.9%)
1(religious)
1 (5.6%)
0(Joe)
5 (27.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: July 01, 2019, 12:28:36 AM

Anonymous

I've had at least 400 conquests not including whores. But, I am a well built stud with a lot to show for a life of world travel and adventure.

Anonymous


Blurt

"How many notches on your bedpost?"



Really, Herman?



I guess you're a traditionalist, then. Missionary man, too?
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous


Blazor

Its not about how many gals, its about how many bangs lol. I can confidently say I've had sex at least 10,000 times. But I've only been with 3 women lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Gaon

Quote from: "Herman"I've had at least 400 conquests not including whores. But, I am a well built stud with a lot to show for a life of world travel and adventure.

No offense Herman, but is it possible you are exaggerating that number.
The Russian Rock It

Gaon

Quote from: "Blurt""How many notches on your bedpost?"

I learned a new idiom.
The Russian Rock It

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt""How many notches on your bedpost?"



Really, Herman?



I guess you're a traditionalist, then. Missionary man, too?

He fancies himself as an Austin Powers kind of guy. Isn't that groovy baby.

Anonymous

I have only fucked two girls. I gave them roofies and took their lunch money. I am pathetic and should locked up with minorities.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"I've had at least 400 conquests not including whores. But, I am a well built stud with a lot to show for a life of world travel and adventure.

You are a cross between a horny sixteen year old boy and a caveman.

Odinson

Quote from: "Fashionista"Some men never outgrow youthful bravado.


Herman drills for oil both on land and on sea.

Bricktop

Sexist.



Why not ask the ladies how many men they've had a physical relationship with?



Better still, run a poll where men can try and guess the number of sexual conquests of each of our ladies!!



I DARE you!!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"How many notches ===


Um, a gentleman never tells.



But the thread does remind me of an old story about Young Johnny, age fifteen, who came home from the county fair with a nice new fly fishing rod, which evidently he'd won.



So, at dinner his dad asked him which game he'd won the rod at, and he replied "Waal, 'tweren't really a game."  And glancing at his mom, he blushed and said, "The fact is, Pa, I snuck into the cooch tent to see the nekkid women, and while I was in there they had a contest to see who had the biggest, um, penis, and it turned out to be me."



His mother, horrified, cried out "Johnny Watson, do you mean to say that after the strict upbringing you've had, you still showed your private part to a tent full of STRANGERS?????!!!!!!??"



"Not really, Ma.....only just enough of it to win."


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