How Many Gals Have You Banged in Your Life

[Anonymous]

I've had at least 400 conquests not including whores. But, I am a well built stud with a lot to show for a life of world travel and adventure.

[Anonymous]

I've never been laid. But, I have some cool comic books.

[Blurt]

"How many notches on your bedpost?"



Really, Herman?



I guess you're a traditionalist, then. Missionary man, too?

[Anonymous]

Some men never outgrow youthful bravado.

[Blazor]

Its not about how many gals, its about how many bangs lol. I can confidently say I've had sex at least 10,000 times. But I've only been with 3 women lol.

[Gaon]

I've had at least 400 conquests not including whores. But, I am a well built stud with a lot to show for a life of world travel and adventure.

No offense Herman, but is it possible you are exaggerating that number.

[Gaon]

"How many notches on your bedpost?"

I learned a new idiom.

[Anonymous]

"How many notches on your bedpost?"



Really, Herman?



I guess you're a traditionalist, then. Missionary man, too?

He fancies himself as an Austin Powers kind of guy. Isn't that groovy baby.

[Anonymous]

I have only fucked two girls. I gave them roofies and took their lunch money. I am pathetic and should locked up with minorities.

[Anonymous]

I've had at least 400 conquests not including whores. But, I am a well built stud with a lot to show for a life of world travel and adventure.

You are a cross between a horny sixteen year old boy and a caveman.

[Odinson]

Some men never outgrow youthful bravado.

Herman drills for oil both on land and on sea.

[Bricktop]

Sexist.



Why not ask the ladies how many men they've had a physical relationship with?



Better still, run a poll where men can try and guess the number of sexual conquests of each of our ladies!!



I DARE you!!

[Anonymous]

How many notches ===

Um, a gentleman never tells.



But the thread does remind me of an old story about Young Johnny, age fifteen, who came home from the county fair with a nice new fly fishing rod, which evidently he'd won.



So, at dinner his dad asked him which game he'd won the rod at, and he replied "Waal, 'tweren't really a game."  And glancing at his mom, he blushed and said, "The fact is, Pa, I snuck into the cooch tent to see the nekkid women, and while I was in there they had a contest to see who had the biggest, um, penis, and it turned out to be me."



His mother, horrified, cried out "Johnny Watson, do you mean to say that after the strict upbringing you've had, you still showed your private part to a tent full of STRANGERS?????!!!!!!??"



"Not really, Ma.....only just enough of it to win."

[Bricktop]

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