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Odinson

Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Anonymous

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Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain woman spread their energy around a lot more than others. One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.


I have zero inhibitions and MY sexy talk convos started Chaos40's very first and successful board.  



But let them have their "she's a skank" fun.  It's literally the only thing they have on me.  I don't need a man for anything except to serve the occasional healthy serving of Vitamin D.



My internet career has spanned 13 years.  There weren't that many boys when you consider how many years/hours I was logged.  I also don't have any male internet stalkers like some people we know.  



It's my experience that the ones who act the most prude are the ones begging for dry anal every night.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.

I second that.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"
My internet career has spanned 13 years.

^Fucken newb.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.


Getcher fingas out my damn koolaid!!! Or I will bust a potato wedge cap in your hillbilly arse with my potato launcher gun.  I can do some serious damage with bucket of extra crispy and I will not hesitate to do it!  Mark my words, mang.  You are fixin for a lickin!!

Odinson

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.


I think I should get her first..



I saw her first and you already got an oriental woman.



Plus.. You´ve had your share and everybodys share of oriental women.





 :laugh3:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Colonel Sanders"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"Now now... There are no skanks..



There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle  :shock:

 

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone?  I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work.  In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.


Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm



now come here and give daddy some lovin  :6:

Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.


I think I should get her first..



I saw her first and you already got an oriental woman.



Plus.. You´ve had your share and everybodys share of oriental women.





 :laugh3:

Age before beauty son, I am tapping that yellow bubble butt first.

Anonymous

This thread is revolting.



 Its basically a review for why suboxone is actually NOT a good alternative to norco and morphine when you have chronic kidney stone disease AND a tendency to get hooked on opiates.



 Suboxone is BAD, people. Just say no.



 Or at least dont stop cold turkey like I did. I wasnt right in the head for months.



 Can we kill this shit with fire?

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