I think the forums need to amalgamate...

[Biggie Smiles]

lol... I must have struck a nerve

Right, you must have done, sure. That explains why you're wandering off on confused tangents instead of going for the jugular (or heaven forbid, the funnybone... if you even knew where to find it). Way to prove yourself the second stringer EB knew you to be ten years ago, chump. It must totally suck to hear your purse singing the praises of a guy who barely gave you the time of day.



I still remember the look of disgust on his face when he got up from the PC and announced he was done with Flametown, and why. Your game was empty, without merit and without anything to distinguish itself from the rest of the rabble YoKo had seen fit to draft in from the favellas he frequented. Something which, with him out of the picture, became increasingly apparent as you and yours presided over the withering death of a site your best efforts couldn't breathe any traffic attracting life into.



Kinda like Sperging Groundz now in fact. When you're forced to go begging at other sites, even to the people you set up your site to keep out in the first place, just so you can make up the numbers for a PYP which (heh) was still un-launched the last time I bothered to check... when you're reduced to using your panel as a latter day Space Invader machine to the point your own purse comes here begging for members to return and not even shitposting at lesbian bodybuilder sites can troll you in a couple of beta cucks to fatten out your postcount... when you have to set up multiple sites and divide your time between them because the few faithful you've managed to wheedle to your side cannot stand to be around each other...



Come to think of it, you're pretty much up shit creek without a paddle. All this power at your fingertips, but it's not translating into anything tangibly above the social equivalent of a mad woman's breakfast. Probably why you've got so much free time to present yourself at forums not your own for the purposes of having your gums backhanded six inches past the back of your neck, I shouldn't wonder.

You still hitchhiking to meet women you meet on internet forums?

I never started. I don't know about you, but I enjoy the luxury of being able to work my way across the US. A nicght of sound tech work here, a couple of days graft as a roadie there... more than amply rewarded in accommodation, transport and a few extra quid on the side. Sure beats pushing a broom about a datacenter or driving taxis, I'll tell you that much.



Besides, I'm married now. And unlike your abortive efforts in the "til death do us part" department, my marriage is proceeding quite well.

How's flameGoof doing these days?

You mean Ceedub's site? Wouldn't it make more sense to ask her directly, or are you scared she'll give you the brush-off again?

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[Biggie Smiles]

This nigga be all up in EB's ass crack like he trying to deep throat his spinal cord or some shit.



That's just crazy groupie love right there. Bunny boiling infatuation over some dude who used to frequent porn board with a flaming sub.



Talk about aiming low in life.



Homie, when he farts do you fill up with inspiration like God just added 5 years to your life or something?

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Word has it that official restraining orders and other legal documents will be made available shortly.

[Anonymous]

I hope someone has alerted the media.   :001_rolleyes:

[Anonymous]

I hope someone has alerted the media.   :001_rolleyes:

Is it true your face would suction to a table if you tried to snort cocaine?



How does it feel having a face that can be ring tossed?

[Anonymous]

Word has it that official restraining orders and other legal documents will be made available shortly.

Reuters-



This is true



I am just a reporter

[Biggie Smiles]

I hope someone has alerted the media.   :001_rolleyes:

Is it true your face would suction to a table if you tried to snort cocaine?



How does it feel having a face that can be ring tossed?

Fuck that was funny  ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

I hope someone has alerted the media.   :001_rolleyes:

Is it true your face would suction to a table if you tried to snort cocaine?



How does it feel having a face that can be ring tossed?

 ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

Thanks for "sperge" btw  



https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sperge">//https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sperge

Don't thank me, sperg is totally different from sperge.

[Biggie Smiles]

Thanks for "sperge" btw  



https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sperge">//https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sperge

Don't thank me, sperg is totally different from sperge.

[Anonymous]

The only broom being pushed is the one turning your prostate into a shish kebab, pearl clutcher. And that's by your own doing so I'm inclined to believe you're enjoying it.

Translation: you were fired from your janitors job at the server farm and you still enjoy no real power to bother me. What else is new?

Didn't take much it seems to make those fatal attraction vibes bubble up

Considering how often my name has been on your sweaty upper lip while you've been micromanaging your microdick in my absence, that's a little rich don't you think? Come to think of it, Yoko was just the same back in the day, always trying to piggyback of my notoriety and that of...

Blood's

...until his face got rubbed in the fact that he was considered contemptible.



Kinda like you're getting your face rubbed in it now, you dickless wonder. So many years of hiding behind other people's skirts, it must suck to have the one paying for your *ahem* premiere flasgship flaming forum that boasts a bunch of people all laughing at what a LOSER you are begging Ceedub for pictures of your betters, presumably for spankbank material, I shouldn't wonder. Fucking priceless.  

Homeboy let me assure you,

Assure me whatever you like, the plain and simple truth is the minute the request was made as to who EB was, your nose got so well and truly dislodged to the point you had to start making fun of Peaches in the hopes we wouldn't notice the sarlacc pit that had magically appeared on your face, you transgendered tool.



I don't see too many people showing up to sing your praises. That's gotta burn. Maybe you should put the call out to everyone from you purse string holders to come remind Fash of how woooonderful you are. While people like Freud and Bonesaw roll their eyes at you and mutter how I've trolled the utter bejeezus out of you poor saps.



Damn, I'd heard male to female transgenders could get all hormonal, but your flailings truly take the fleshy vaginoplastic biscuit, Jersey Gurl. Too bad you spent all those years having others parade your emaciated balls about for you while you waved your shriveled gumnut and chirruped with outraged indignation about teaparties you somehow always got passed over for!  ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

Dum sum and his booty licking bum bandit pal suicidal howie were run off of Brawlhall by LoCo and Doomsday.Raging Rowena is still mad about that fact ten years later.Any second now he will claim that never happened and will start crying.



Pro Tip-



Wayback machine is your friend.Look for a thread titled something like flametown intervention.It's a pretty hilarious read.

[Anonymous]

Don't thank me, sperg is totally different from sperge.

Okay, thanks for both words.  



On the one hand, there's the problem of English spelling which assigns the same spelling to their participles, leading to a confusion of intent.  But on the other hand, given the practice on this forum to refer to alcoholic spirits as "barrel WASH," either one could serve in your usage.  We can probably agree that UD is incorrect (as it often is) but since Wiktionary treats both words I think that's enough.



Actually, to go further with the matter would lead us straight to Spurgatory.

[Anonymous]

Don't thank me, sperg is totally different from sperge.

Okay, thanks for both words.  



On the one hand, there's the problem of English spelling which assigns the same spelling to their participles, leading to a confusion of intent.  But on the other hand, given the practice on this forum to refer to alcoholic spirits as "barrel WASH," either one could serve in your usage.  We can probably agree that UD is incorrect (as it often is) but since Wiktionary treats both words I think that's enough.



Actually, to go further with the matter would lead us straight to Spurgatory.

Is that what the youngins are calliing YouTube these days? Because that's where I first picked up the slang term "sperging out" from... and to judge from the context of its usage it has bugger all to do with what Urban Dictionary claims for it.



Funniest thing... I beat THE MOR0N into submission once for (among other things) his misunderstanding of the definition of the word "patriot". He claimed he wasn't one, because he wasn't in lockstep with the government. I proceeded to hoik up dictionary term after dictionary term which defined "patriot" as more or less love of country. You know, wanting the best for it, even if it was at odds with what the government of the day had mapped out for it.



The only definition I could find that even remotely agreed with his interpretation was... you guessed it... Urban Dictionary. And I crucified his ass for it. Bugged the shit out of Caskur who had been loudly braying to Martini that I had no comeback for MOR0N's multipost scrollbomb, all the while I was quietly scrollbombing him to oblivion. Someone pointed her to the evisceration halfway through my posting of it and she was all over it like white on rice, promising MOR0N would summarily destroy my ass in his pending reply...



A reply he had yet to author when he folded his tent and fucked of with his tail tucked between his legs oh-so-many years later. But not before that fateful night in late 2016 when he proudly predicted how Trump was set to be totally decimated in the general election, only to wind up completely losing his shit and banning everyone who laughed too loudly at how WRONG he got it.



Fun times.

Dum sum and his booty licking bum bandit pal suicidal howie were run off of Brawlhall by LoCo and Doomsday.Raging Rowena is still mad about that fact ten years later.Any second now he will claim that never happened and will start crying.



Pro Tip-



Wayback machine is your friend.Look for a thread titled something like flametown intervention.It's a pretty hilarious read.

Yeah, I should get about to reading all of that sometime, thanks for reminding me. I was far too busy laughing at YoKo's hamfisted attempts to hack my router from his X-Box at the time, or how quickly I got Doomsday to migrate servers when I discovered he was running a porn redirect site with some...shall we say "questionable" video content with names like "young teen" in the title.



But of course that is not enough to make Broadcast Gummy smile. Nor is it particularly amusing for her to note that in the aftermath of YoKo's amateur attempts from his X-Box, I successfully posted with absolute impunity using a TOR browser originally recommended to me by TBC's very own Bricktop, hammering away at Doomsday's weekly output in much the same manner I was destroying TH MOR0N's over at The Retard Farm... with one single post per week that kept the entire forum busy for over half a week, leaving the forum to stew in silence for two or three days before the next post.



At least until they finally threw in the towel and banned TOR proxies. At which point I simply pointed Aurora at an online webproxy and had another couple of chuckles at their expense. And mere days later, I hopped the pond to Canadia, where the POPs were far more numerous than the hobbled network of Asstrayya and handed the keys to my account over (to Kooch I believe) and began posing as a guest.



Totally screwed with their heads. Oranje and I had a good chuckle over their wild eyed slavering. And the dogged insistence I was crashing out on a couch half a world away, instead of in the arms of a sweet lil thing I'm still friendly with, in spite of certain people's best efforts.



Still not entirely sure when BH finally 404ed, but it was amusing to chart how its forum worth dropped from the six figure resale sum it commanded at the time of EB's and my appearance on staff to a figure between 10 to 100 dollars US, depending on where you took your metrics from. Which seemed to dwindle month by month as Doomsday (or whoever got lumped with that albatross) frantically kept attempting to block access to while BH participation dropped to levels unheard of even at TDT's final days. What an ignominious end for the self professed Home of Internet Terrorism... brought to its knees as its admins were exposed for the charlatans they were while their successors reaped the meagre rewards bequeathed them.



More or less that was the time when the principle architect of the thread our self-style Flame Historian references discovered just what a ratbag Caskur truly was. For shame, posting his PI on forums he didnt post at...and getting clobbered for it by...



Well, modesty forbids me. Seriously, you can't make this shit up.  ac_biggrin