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I think Asian is the only way, sadly...

Started by Anonymous, January 03, 2020, 04:23:47 AM

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Gaon

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Odinson"You have to get an asian gal from Formosa or Siam.



Just so that you have a place at those locations..





If you get a chinese gal, she is gonna have a place in China and nobody wants to visit China.

Formosa is Taiwan by the way.



What is wrong with China. Great nightlife in the cities, and Northern China where my old lady is from has some tall, light skinned beauties.

Taiwan is a PROVINCE of the motherland. I just thought I'd remind everyone of that fact.

Are you a Chinese nationalist?
The Russian Rock It

Anonymous

Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Odinson"You have to get an asian gal from Formosa or Siam.



Just so that you have a place at those locations..





If you get a chinese gal, she is gonna have a place in China and nobody wants to visit China.

Formosa is Taiwan by the way.



What is wrong with China. Great nightlife in the cities, and Northern China where my old lady is from has some tall, light skinned beauties.

Taiwan is a PROVINCE of the motherland. I just thought I'd remind everyone of that fact.

Are you a Chinese nationalist?

Is Shen Li proud of her backside....she's an ultra nationalist.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Odinson"You have to get an asian gal from Formosa or Siam.



Just so that you have a place at those locations..





If you get a chinese gal, she is gonna have a place in China and nobody wants to visit China.

Formosa is Taiwan by the way.



What is wrong with China. Great nightlife in the cities, and Northern China where my old lady is from has some tall, light skinned beauties.

Taiwan is a PROVINCE of the motherland. I just thought I'd remind everyone of that fact.

Are you a Chinese nationalist?

Is Shen Li proud of her backside....she's an ultra nationalist.

Yes and yes.

Frood

I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.
Blahhhhhh...

Gaon

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:
The Russian Rock It

Frood

Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...

 :MG_216:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...

Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.

Odinson

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Odinson"You have to get an asian gal from Formosa or Siam.



Just so that you have a place at those locations..





If you get a chinese gal, she is gonna have a place in China and nobody wants to visit China.

Formosa is Taiwan by the way.



What is wrong with China. Great nightlife in the cities, and Northern China where my old lady is from has some tall, light skinned beauties.


I know Formosa is Taiwan...

And Siam is Thailand.



I`m just messing with you.. The chinese countryside looks pretty great.

Gaon

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...

Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.

 :2r4ml1j_th:
The Russian Rock It

Odinson

Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...

Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.

 :2r4ml1j_th:


Its a form of chinese greeting..



The chinese women sit on your face.

Odinson

But when evil white men came (and came), the traditional chinese "hello" started to be considered as a sexual act.

Gaon

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...

Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.

 :2r4ml1j_th:


Its a form of chinese greeting..



The chinese women sit on your face.

I am searching for a flight to China right now.
The Russian Rock It

Frood

Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...

Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.

 :2r4ml1j_th:


A big bootymobile is an obscure phrase in China...



I said in a dialect of Shen Li-ese... I'll have the dumplings. Hold the fanny farts....



Her reply means, fuck you round eye.... soy with that?
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...



...so I keyed it...



...that's how I roll.

What does Shen Li drive. :laugh3:


A big bootymobile...

Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.

 :2r4ml1j_th:


A big bootymobile is an obscure phrase in China...



I said in a dialect of Shen Li-ese... I'll have the dumplings. Hold the fanny farts....



Her reply means, fuck you round eye.... soy with that?

All these years posting together, I never knew you were bilingual.

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