Thanks for the phone convo, Tex.

[Anonymous]

Blazor, you and Mel talk about those ladies as if what they are doing is wrong.

Right or wrong, she will die alone...

[Anonymous]

I was so relieved when Blurt didn't answer his phone..



I left a message.

Your faith excludes Trannies anyhow, so don't play coy with me, Fash...



Not that I'm a Tranny lover, nor am I a Bible Thumper either, but Fash...  You seem to be bending your own rules.  Naughty, naughty...

[Anonymous]

yes

Damn.  That must've been the nicest, tightest, pussy he's struck his dick into!

[Anonymous]

Waiting until marriage might be an impossible task..



Especially if the soon-to-be wife seems to be very willing to have sex..





Horny, red cheeked and glowing..





She has to wear a burkha.





 But even with burkha on, I can smell her horniness.

My husband and I made sure we didn't put ourselves in a position where we would be tempted when we were dating and engaged.

Were you both virgins?

yes

Well then its easier to restrain yourself.





How about using contraceptives during the marriage?



Contraceptives are forbidden with our laestadians.

We're not Catholic, we have no scriptural grounds to oppose contraceptives.

[Anonymous]

Still, I respect your feelings about this. You're talking to a guy who'll cross the street at night just so I don't have to risk dealing with the Black people walking further ahead of me on the same sidewalk, since avoidance is the best strategy when dealing with unsavoury races.

 

[Odinson]

Waiting until marriage might be an impossible task..



Especially if the soon-to-be wife seems to be very willing to have sex..





Horny, red cheeked and glowing..





She has to wear a burkha.





 But even with burkha on, I can smell her horniness.

My husband and I made sure we didn't put ourselves in a position where we would be tempted when we were dating and engaged.

Were you both virgins?

yes

Well then its easier to restrain yourself.





How about using contraceptives during the marriage?



Contraceptives are forbidden with our laestadians.

We're not Catholic, we have no scriptural grounds to oppose contraceptives.

Laestadians have 20 kids because they are not allowed to use condoms or pills..



Their families are gigantic.

[Anonymous]

Fundamentalist Mormons have forty kids to like ten wives.

[cc]

They are not really Mormons of any type including Fundy - they are total breakaways  .. out there on their own

[cc]

I just find it odd that two grown men from an anonymous board would like to have phone chats together.

Two grown men? You mean, like, adults?



Why, yes, we chatted like adults.



No mention was made of farts, pee-stained couches, bloody underwear, the White Man's Burden, Chinese drivers, the 1950s, Mein Kampf, sexy trannies, or East Indian dump truck owners.



It was fucking magical.

Is there anything left to talk about.

 

Can't think of anything off hand . However we can't just leave it at that



I'll go to my regular Nazi meeting tonight .. in disguise of course .., take notes



and get back to y'all with some fresh and Jewsy babble

[Anonymous]

They are not really Mormons of any type including Fundy - they are total breakaways  .. out there on their own

All Mormons used to allow polygamy.

[Anonymous]

All Mormons used to allow polygamy.

The ones not that far from me still do!  Bountiful...



They have friends in high places in Utah.

[Anonymous]

I'll go to my regular Nazi meeting tonight .. in disguise of course .., take notes



and get back to y'all with some fresh and Jewsy babble

Just so long as I don't catch you dining with a Muslim on Marine Drive ever again...  

[Anonymous]

All Mormons used to allow polygamy.

The ones not that far from me still do!  Bountiful...



They have friends in high places in Utah.

Ceec says they aint Mormons at all. What do I know. I am just a clean living Ukrainian Orthodox lad from the prairies.

[Anonymous]

Ceec says they are not Mormons, and they technically aren't I guess, but you can't tell me for one minute that they don't have 'compassion' for each other, since they originated from the same group of people.

[Blurt]

You're mistaking passion for compassion, Mel.



That would explain the stain on the front of your boxers.