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Gaon

Welcome Oak.



I am a Russian born Israeli immigrant to Canada. I am out of work right now thanks the global coronavirus, but I was working as a journeyman HVAC technician.
The Russian Rock It

Anonymous

Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.

priscilla1961

Happy at you Oak. ac_hithere I am Shen Li's mommy.
My Daughter Is Sweeter Than Fucking Sugar!!

Blazor

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Gosh no.

 :roll:




This confused me in the beginning too upon meeting Oak over yonder. I was like "why do I suddenly like this person, when I didnt before" lol.






Thanks everyone!



Hugs!   I like you all already.  



And Shen- I'm surrounded by your people...we Mexicans (and Latin Americans) call all you people "Chinitos".   ac_lmfao

You are fucking lucky then.


I would be if you stayed off the damn roads.    ac_toofunny


 :roll:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Oak

Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

Anonymous

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Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):

Oak

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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.

Blazor

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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


You grandson is HeMan?



https://www.geekwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/He-Man-and-the-Masters-of-the-Universe-logo.png">



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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Oak

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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


You grandson is HeMan?



https://www.geekwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/He-Man-and-the-Masters-of-the-Universe-logo.png">



https://media.giphy.com/media/yhK4PWI9WJ0c/giphy.gif">




His hero is Peter Parker aka Spiderman.  He's my cutie!

Blazor

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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


You grandson is HeMan?



https://www.geekwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/He-Man-and-the-Masters-of-the-Universe-logo.png">



https://media.giphy.com/media/yhK4PWI9WJ0c/giphy.gif">




His hero is Peter Parker aka Spiderman.  He's my cutie!


Awww  ac_smile



Mine was Superman as a kid. I would tie a pillow case around my neck and fly around the house lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

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Quote from: "Oak"
Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


You grandson is HeMan?



https://www.geekwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/He-Man-and-the-Masters-of-the-Universe-logo.png">



https://media.giphy.com/media/yhK4PWI9WJ0c/giphy.gif">




His hero is Peter Parker aka Spiderman.  He's my cutie!


Awww  ac_smile



Mine was Superman as a kid. I would tie a pillow case around my neck and fly around the house lol.


I was whichever Underoos themed tshirt superhero I was wearing the top of and the bottoms on my head as a hat...
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

Quote from: "Oak"
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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


I have told my daughter the same thing since she was three...she doesn't say that she's the only daughter anymore... we both nod and say her brother is a big girl's blouse...
Blahhhhhh...

Oak

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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


You grandson is HeMan?



https://www.geekwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/He-Man-and-the-Masters-of-the-Universe-logo.png">



https://media.giphy.com/media/yhK4PWI9WJ0c/giphy.gif">




His hero is Peter Parker aka Spiderman.  He's my cutie!


Awww  ac_smile



Mine was Superman as a kid. I would tie a pillow case around my neck and fly around the house lol.


That's adorable!

Blazor

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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.




Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


You grandson is HeMan?



https://www.geekwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/He-Man-and-the-Masters-of-the-Universe-logo.png">



https://media.giphy.com/media/yhK4PWI9WJ0c/giphy.gif">




His hero is Peter Parker aka Spiderman.  He's my cutie!


Awww  ac_smile



Mine was Superman as a kid. I would tie a pillow case around my neck and fly around the house lol.


I was whichever Underoos themed tshirt superhero I was wearing the top of and the bottoms on my head as a hat...


 :laugh:



I got a pic somewhere of me with a Lone Ranger Underoo tshirt on lol.



You ever take a tshirt, place the neck over your eye area, and tie the sleeves in the back, and make it into a Ninja mask?  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

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Quote from: "Herman"Oakie, are you here to shine old Herman's shitter or sit on my knee and drink some barrel wash. Just kidding, good to see you here.








Oh, very nice to meet you.  You did good with Shen, mom!   :yahoo:

I am the apple of mom's eye. :43(2):


As it should be.



When my daughter turned about 9-10 years old I would tell her "You're my favorite daughter".   She'd get so mad "But, you don't have another daughter!"  



"Exactly, I have no option."    ac_lmfao



But she knows she's the apple of one eye and my son is the apple of the other.  Now, my grandson, he's the Master of My Universe.


You grandson is HeMan?



https://www.geekwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/He-Man-and-the-Masters-of-the-Universe-logo.png">



https://media.giphy.com/media/yhK4PWI9WJ0c/giphy.gif">




His hero is Peter Parker aka Spiderman.  He's my cutie!


Awww  ac_smile



Mine was Superman as a kid. I would tie a pillow case around my neck and fly around the house lol.


I was whichever Underoos themed tshirt superhero I was wearing the top of and the bottoms on my head as a hat...


 :laugh:



I got a pic somewhere of me with a Lone Ranger Underoo tshirt on lol.



You ever take a tshirt, place the neck over your eye area, and tie the sleeves in the back, and make it into a Ninja mask?  :laugh:


 :laugh:



That was what the briefs portion was for... the leg holes were placed over the eyes, elastic band just below the nose...



In hindsight,  it may have looked a bit retarded...
Blahhhhhh...