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I have never cleansed my hands once...

Started by Anonymous, April 07, 2020, 03:16:18 AM

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Anonymous

...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?

Frood

Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?


Have you impregnated your mouth yet?  ac_biggrin
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Have you impregnated your mouth yet?  ac_biggrin

I'm still trying hard...  Very hard.

Frood

Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Have you impregnated your mouth yet?  ac_biggrin

I'm still trying hard...  Very hard.


 ac_biggrin
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?


Just as long as you stay where u r, don't set foot off your property & never venture back into the big city.



There are a lotta germs floating around in the cities which don't seem to make their way to the countryside.



People seem to get covid after a visit to a large urban center or coming back from overseas than from a small town.



Trust me, this COVID virus is real & it's killing people.



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Anonymous

I eat germs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner also!



It's what I do!



No fear...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"I eat germs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner also!



It's what I do!



No fear...


...then just stay on your property & don't wander too far from it.

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?


You eating your own poo?  :shock:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You eating your own poo?  :shock:

It's 01:30 Berry...  Get your ass to bed!

Berry Sweet

Do you roll the nuggets into little balls and coat them in cocoa?  Powdered sugar?  Chopped nuts?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Do you roll the nuggets into little balls and coat them in cocoa?  Powdered sugar?  Chopped nuts?

No...  I eat them as they are, sadly!

Berry Sweet

Mel's home made turdletts



https://www.thecookierookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/chocolate-truffles-recipe-easy-4-of-7.jpg">

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Berry Sweet


Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"...with an alcohol cleanser.  Ever.  Shit, I hardly even wash my hands at all!



I eat dirt, pick my nose (and may even eat the occasional tasty nugget also), and stick my fingers in my mouth without any concern...



I do this all day long...  Should I be concerned?

You should carry hand sanitizer with you at all times.

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