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Zetsu

Quote from: "Blazor"If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



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Blazor

Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

kiebers

With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Zetsu

Quote from: "Blazor"Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:


Quote from: "kiebers"With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:


Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.  ac_toofunny
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Anonymous

Tp supplies are back to normal, eddie must be working hard in the paper mills in Powell River.

Blazor

Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Blazor"Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:


Quote from: "kiebers"With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:


Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.  ac_toofunny




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Oh man, thats the hardest I laughed all day lolol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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