Tales from the road...

[Anonymous]

As some may now, I drove long haul truck when I was in my early to mid 20's, actually spending most of my time driving in the US.  While it was mostly pretty monotonous, there were a few events that stick out in my mind...



While at a truck stop in California (forget if it was a Pilot or Flying Hook) refreshing my coffee mug, decided to take a piss also.  All the urinals were occupied, so I entered an unoccupied stall to take a piss.



And there I saw it, in the bowl.  A massive log, about the size of a Pringles can, I kid you not.  It was even blood streaked.  So I flush toilet with my shoe.  Nothing.  That log wouldn't budge.  Take a piss, and flush again.  That log wasn't going anywhere.



For the life of me, I still can't figure out how a log like that could come to exist...  Only thing I can figure is that maybe two full weeks worth of greasy fried food was compacted into that rock-solid log the size of a loaf of bread.



I feel sorry for the underpaid Mexican immigrant that would've had to grab that sucker outta there by hand.  Some truck stops were truly horrible, almost requiring a Haz-Mat suit upon entry.  I often avoided them if I could.  One was actually better off pissing and shitting by the truck, if you were in a remote area and could do...

[Anonymous]

Maybe the bear doesn't shit in the woods after all.

[Frood]

Trucker bottom.... for smuggling.

[Blurt]

I take it Mel wasn't into hauling logs when he was in his 20's.



So what changed?

[Anonymous]

I take it Mel wasn't into hauling logs when he was in his 20's.



So what changed?

Sure I was, just not those kinds of logs...if you know what I mean

*nudge nudge wink wink*

[Berry Sweet]

Yeah right, it was probably Mel's own log...a ginormous beer shit.

[Anonymous]

Yeah right, it was probably Mel's own log...a ginormous beer shit.

What else would anyone expect to come from a ginormous idiot.

[Anonymous]

Yeah right, it was probably Mel's own log...a ginormous beer shit.

People that drink as much coffee and beer as I do, do not shit out massive logs the size of a Pringles can...

[Blurt]

More like a super-sized chocolate milk shake?

[Anonymous]

More like a super-sized chocolate milk shake?

Precisely!

[Berry Sweet]

I don't believe it, I believe it was yours...either that or you were travelling with eds...one of which...

[Renee]

So what do we take away from this thread?...I believe the general premise is that while Mel was traveling the west coast of the US his most NOTEWORTHY experience was that of finding a huge turd in a filthy bathroom. Most likely it was a glory hole to boot.



Imagine having that shitty of a life (no pun intended) and being so juvenile minded to actually think that experience was worth relaying ANYWHERE? The term "Arrested Development" doesn't even come close to covering the absolute mess that is Mel. Fucking sad...Such a waste of human potential should be illegal.

[Anonymous]

So what do we take away from this thread?...I believe the general premise is that while Mel was traveling the west coast of the US his most NOTEWORTHY experience was that of finding a huge turd in a filthy bathroom. Most likely it was a glory hole to boot.



Imagine having that shitty of a life (no pun intended) and being so juvenile minded to actually think that experience was worth relaying ANYWHERE? The term "Arrested Development" doesn't even come close to covering the absolute mess that is Mel. Fucking sad...Such a waste of human potential should be illegal.

Mel is an intelligent well adjusted man compared to the Peter Pan syndrome that I suffer from

[Renee]

So what do we take away from this thread?...I believe the general premise is that while Mel was traveling the west coast of the US his most NOTEWORTHY experience was that of finding a huge turd in a filthy bathroom. Most likely it was a glory hole to boot.



Imagine having that shitty of a life (no pun intended) and being so juvenile minded to actually think that experience was worth relaying ANYWHERE? The term "Arrested Development" doesn't even come close to covering the absolute mess that is Mel. Fucking sad...Such a waste of human potential should be illegal.

Mel is an intelligent well adjusted man compared to the Peter Pan syndrome that I suffer from

Thanks for your input, Shen..

[Berry Sweet]

Tales from the trail...I went up to Golden Ears yesterday and we walked to the falls....got a lot of cool pics of nature...it was beautiful!  I also got a shot (selfie) of the kid with falls in the background with me trying to bite her butt...lol