Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant

[Anonymous]

Congrats. You must have used your disability cheques to buy a good bicycle pump at Canadian Tire.

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[Anonymous]

Instead of a first aid kit, pimple faced creepy little eddie keeps a tube of epoxy resin in his bedsitting room.

[Anonymous]

There is a group of asian girls around. I would say they are around 16 years old. One is so in love me. I don't know why. I ignore her because she looks so young. I saw her on Robson Street a while back with her freinds. I was a block away up the steep hill. She literally ran all the way up as fast as she could jumped and landed right in front of me and and said hello excitedly. Another one of her friends likes me as well and she wanted to ask me out first. She is of age but still seems too young for me. I politely pointed out the age difference. There is no shortage of women of all ages who are interested in me. I should just a picture of myself to shut you up.

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[Anonymous]

Post a picture it should say.

[Berry Sweet]

Then post it.

[cc]

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[Berry Sweet]

Are you going to post your pic and break the internet?

[Anonymous]

Are you going to post your pic and break the internet?

I saw that pic of Eddie. He's nearly 50 and still has acne. What a disturbed hideous loser.

[Anonymous]

You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.

[Poppy]

You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.

Can you post a picture of your butt, it's probably easier on your eyes than on your face.

[cc]

Just my buff body.

He meant to say "buffoon body"



I think I could do without ever seeing his butt  

[Anonymous]

You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.

Can you post a picture of your butt, it's probably easier on your eyes than on your face.

The 50 year old zit head doesn't have a chest or an ass. I've seen the dork, he's hideous.

[Odinson]

I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.



Renee digs it.





She says she doesnt... But you know how it goes with these silly american Beckys.



No means yes.

[Renee]

I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.

That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.

[Odinson]

I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.

That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.

Renee!



Have you buried your guns yet?



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