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Renee

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=411537 time=1621576709 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=411484 time=1621533334 user_id=156
Quote from: "Eddie's Bum" post_id=411481 time=1621530653
What do your farts sound like Renee? They must be very loud because of your lard ass and reverberate around the room :shock:


You obviously know nothing about acoustics and suppression of sound. If you had even slightly more brains than a goose, you would know that larger butt cheeks act as sound suppression, especially when they are constricted in clothing of any kind. They not only muffle the sound coming from the rectal orifice, their soft surface acts like sound absorbing material...This is not only a matter of acoustics but a matter of common sense of which you have NONE.



Now remove your sticky little fingers from your keyboard and STFU.


Worst is the funnelling/bubbling effect when you're sat down in constrictive jeans and each fart has to power through incrementally between the cheeks and pop up near the tail bone....like little quiet bubbles....pop pop pop...


You sound like you have some experience...So do you have a fat ass, Dinky?....Or was that the female Dinky talking?.... :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous


Frood

Quote from: Renee post_id=411571 time=1621619308 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=411537 time=1621576709 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=411484 time=1621533334 user_id=156
Quote from: "Eddie's Bum" post_id=411481 time=1621530653
What do your farts sound like Renee? They must be very loud because of your lard ass and reverberate around the room :shock:


You obviously know nothing about acoustics and suppression of sound. If you had even slightly more brains than a goose, you would know that larger butt cheeks act as sound suppression, especially when they are constricted in clothing of any kind. They not only muffle the sound coming from the rectal orifice, their soft surface acts like sound absorbing material...This is not only a matter of acoustics but a matter of common sense of which you have NONE.



Now remove your sticky little fingers from your keyboard and STFU.


Worst is the funnelling/bubbling effect when you're sat down in constrictive jeans and each fart has to power through incrementally between the cheeks and pop up near the tail bone....like little quiet bubbles....pop pop pop...


You sound like you have some experience...So do you have a fat ass, Dinky?....Or was that the female Dinky talking?.... :laugh3:


Both of me wear fitted jeans... so...   :laugh:
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

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Are you sure that is Renee?

Anonymous

Quote from: Bernadette post_id=411611 time=1621660082
Quote from: Edward post_id=410147 time=1620298116
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Are you sure that is Renee?

No, it's my sister.

Anonymous

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Quote from: Bernadette post_id=411611 time=1621660082
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Are you sure that is Renee?

No, it's my sister.

I can see the resemblance. The only difference is that she went to a dermatologist.

Anonymous

Quote from: Bernadette post_id=411611 time=1621660082
Quote from: Edward post_id=410147 time=1620298116
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Are you sure that is Renee?

I know Renee personally. That is her. She loves cheese more than anything.

Anonymous

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Are you sure that is Renee?

I know Renee personally. That is her. She loves cheese more than anything.

I mean to say I know Edward and his fat Indian sister personally. That is her.

Anonymous

My sister is pretty hot. I'd fuck her.

Renee

Quote from: Bernadette post_id=411790 time=1621899218
Quote from: Edward post_id=411788 time=1621898849
Quote from: Bernadette post_id=411611 time=1621660082
Quote from: Edward post_id=410147 time=1620298116
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Are you sure that is Renee?

No, it's my sister.

I can see the resemblance. The only difference is that she went to a dermatologist.


Yeah, but you can't see her back or her ass...It looks just like little Eddie's face.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=411850 time=1621974763 user_id=156
Quote from: Bernadette post_id=411790 time=1621899218
Quote from: Edward post_id=411788 time=1621898849
Quote from: Bernadette post_id=411611 time=1621660082
Quote from: Edward post_id=410147 time=1620298116
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Are you sure that is Renee?

No, it's my sister.

I can see the resemblance. The only difference is that she went to a dermatologist.


Yeah, but you can't see her back or her ass...It looks just like little Eddie's face.


Nothing could look just like Ed's face. Nothing on this earth is quite that repulsive except maybe your worn out vagean.

Anonymous

Quote from: Edward post_id=409385 time=1619502946
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Hi, Renee. Hope you are doing well.

Anonymous

EDWARD! STOP POSTING MY PICTURE.



You know I have told you this a hundred times. Well no matter, you won't  be doing it much longer because where you are going you won't have full access to a computer and you will be watched 24/7. Your sister's hypnotherapy has be very eye opening and shocking. What you did to her as a child was inexcusable...How could I have given birth to such a depraved creature. I blame myself and I should have seen the warning signs long ago but I was to busy with my own demons to recognize that you were a monster.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Eddie's Mom" post_id=412523 time=1622720400
EDWARD! STOP POSTING MY PICTURE.



You know I have told you this a hundred times. Well no matter, you won't  be doing it much longer because where you are going you won't have full access to a computer and you will be watched 24/7. Your sister's hypnotherapy has be very eye opening and shocking. What you did to her as a child was inexcusable...How could I have given birth to such a depraved creature. I blame myself and I should have seen the warning signs long ago but I was to busy with my own demons to recognize that you were a monster.


Demons you say?....Normally demons come from Hell. Your's appear to have come from Tim Hortons or McDonald's.



I guess after giving birth to Edward, eating yourself to death must have looked like your only option. It would have been quicker and less messy if you just jumped in front of a Ironhead's train.

Anonymous

Quote from: Edward post_id=409385 time=1619502946
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Gross. Renee is so fat. She must eat a lot of ice cream.

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