Why the long face?

[Anonymous]

Please excuse my Eddie for any bother he may have caused last night...He had a mishap that caused him some upset. Strange as it may sound, he got a light bulb stuck in his rectum and he was afraid it would break and you could imagine the mess broken glass in his colon would have caused. But I got it out with a set of salad spoons. Thankfully his anus is very stretched out.



I don't know why he has this fixation with inserting foreign objects into his ass. It must be residual psychological damage left over from the RCMP rape...My Eddie is very troubled so please excuse the nonsense he writes. I know I have asked this before and I wouldn't blame you nice people if you lost patience with him. I know he can be a trial but he is sick and he is having a rough time right now. His skin is especially bad because he refuses to shower as he is terribly frightened of soap and water. So please be kind.

I'll try to be more understanding Mrs Eddie.

That poor woman has her hands full.



When you have a child, you have all these hopes and dreams for that child but then it turns out to be a bothersome little freak like Ed....Heartbreaking...

That woman has nerves of steel.