Forum gossip thread

[Biggie Smiles]

Don't forget to @bastard factory him here so he sees it while he's licking the windows you fucking hipposlobamus rex

[Aylana]

Gary, what a glorious day for pretentious pretending this is. My heart began fluttering like a butterfly when I saw you mount a JPG horse with no name and gallantly march into the battle of the lackwits on Bastard Island.



A Knights of Fire returns to textual combat with tweaking druggies and twenty-first century Nazis. As loins are strained and bodices ripped, the blaring sound of manly grunts rain down on the battlefield.



Just make sure you don't spill your coffee...

The ponderous proportions of my pendulous pomposity pale in comparison to the pinnacles reached by your polished praise.



Now quit before I start blushing...

Is everyone at the Factory getting their daily nutritional requirements of glue and crayons?



Did you bravely fight your way through a slew of uninteresting gifs while a bard hummed the connecting to WebTV music?



Were you able to unsheathe your sword without a prescription?



Unfortunately, considering you were up against a gang of bedraggled ruffians who dislike reading and writing, a sword would have been overkill, so I'm assuming you're bludgeoning them instead with your codpiece.

[Dove]

 Because he sees the double standards and knows its toxic and destructive.



 He is still a shitty prick, though.



 Notice them starting to turn on eachother?  Its inevitable because that is just who they are. They are narrow minded, hateful and controlling. And completely blind to it.



 You dont see any of us doing that. Foaming at the mouth and taking shots at eachother.

Oh he's on ignore most of teh time but many people mentioned that he was fed up with TPOTF.

 What is TPOTF?

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh he's on ignore most of teh time but many people mentioned that he was fed up with TPOTF.

 What is TPOTF?

The pig on two feet



Lmao

[Dove]

 What is TPOTF?

The pig on two feet



Lmao

 Of course!



  ac_toofunny

[Biggie Smiles]

The pig on two feet



Lmao

 Of course!



  ac_toofunny

Is that digustimg loathsome fat slob still over there squealing like a stick pig?

[Garraty_47]

Dammit, I momentarily forgot I wasn't going to respond to you under that nym.

<smacks forehead>

Bad Garraty. Bad, bad Garraty.



Fine. One last time...

Unfortunately, considering you were up against a gang of bedraggled ruffians who dislike reading and writing, a sword would have been overkill, so I'm assuming you're bludgeoning them instead with your codpiece.

As I recall 'Regan' was one of those bedraggled ruffians so why don't you tell me:



Did it *feel* like you were getting bludgeoned with a codpiece?



Muahahaha

[Dove]

 Of course!



  ac_toofunny

Is that digustimg loathsome fat slob still over there squealing like a stick pig?

 Yep. I dropped a few comments and ended up with several alerts...got pretty bored lol.

[Dove]

Dammit, I momentarily forgot I wasn't going to respond to you under that nym.

<smacks forehead>

Bad Garraty. Bad, bad Garraty.



Fine. One last time...

Unfortunately, considering you were up against a gang of bedraggled ruffians who dislike reading and writing, a sword would have been overkill, so I'm assuming you're bludgeoning them instead with your codpiece.

As I recall 'Regan' was one of those bedraggled ruffians so why don't you tell me:



Did it *feel* like you were getting bludgeoned with a codpiece?



Muahahaha

 Watching it, I felt you were absolutely bludgeoning them with a codpiece.  No question.



 They are retards so it's almost bullying....lol.

[Garraty_47]

 Watching it, I felt you were absolutely bludgeoning them with a codpiece.  No question.

Oh great...

...now I can't stop imagining some dude all decked out like a gladiator wearing a shiny metal codpiece, teabagging all his fallen opponents.



The *ting* *tonk* *clang* is going to have me chuckling to myself like a madman all night.



I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Anonymous]

I think it is only a matter of time before the folks at BF turn on the deadbeat dad.

[Dove]

 Watching it, I felt you were absolutely bludgeoning them with a codpiece.  No question.

Oh great...

...now I can't stop imagining some dude all decked out like a gladiator wearing a shiny metal codpiece, teabagging all his fallen opponents.



The *ting* *tonk* *clang* is going to have me chuckling to myself like a madman all night.



I hope you're proud of yourself.

 That's actually exactly how I'm seeing it  ac_toofunny



 I am proud indeed lol



 It really doesnt take much over there though. They are not the sharpest and they are very emotional.

[Dove]

I think it is only a matter of time before the folks at BF turn on the deadbeat dad.

 They tolerate him because he hates me and Big.

[Anonymous]

I think it is only a matter of time before the folks at BF turn on the deadbeat dad.

 They tolerate him because he hates me and Big.

He would hate them too in a split second if anything changed. He is a piece of shit.

[Dove]

 They tolerate him because he hates me and Big.

He would hate them too in a split second if anything changed. He is a piece of shit.

 Of course he would. He only "likes" people as much as they have use for him.



 They are props on the stage of the Poofer show.