Forum gossip thread

[Shen Li]

Like belly lint atop a bamboo skewer...

Eggs ackly

[Lokmar]

Locustbug looks like a grey haired Tales of the Crypt extra.

Fright Night meets Army of Darkness.

She needs raped.

[Biggie Smiles]

I saw a picture of her. She's hideous as well as being a dunce.

No one is uglier than oak

[Shen Li]

No one is uglier than oak

I don't think Oak is hideous. She needs to lose weight though. A lot of it.

[Frood]

Oak's piss flaps would look like a giant purple lipped beached clam gasping for a wave to crash over it.

[Reggie Essent]

Oak's piss flaps would look like a giant purple lipped beached clam gasping for a wave to crash over it.

She almost needs a custom made toilet seat like all them broads with big asses Herman likes to poast.

[Frood]

She almost needs a custom made toilet seat like all them broads with big asses Herman likes to poast.

Two saw horses, two railway beams, and a sandbox?

[Reggie Essent]

Two saw horses, two railway beams, and a sandbox?

And one of those saucer-shaped snow sleds with a hole punched in the middle.

[Frood]

And one of those saucer-shaped snow sleds with a hole punched in the middle.

Just one? I doubt she could get both cheeks in one.

[Reggie Essent]

Just one? I doubt she could get both cheeks in one.

It'd have to be one of those old aluminum ones.  The plastic ones would shatter from the weight.

[Frood]

It'd have to be one of those old aluminum ones.  The plastic ones would shatter from the weight.

We need to get a mechanical engineer to game this out with schematics and a stress testing schedule... 

[Reggie Essent]

We need to get a mechanical engineer to game this out with schematics and a stress testing schedule... 

The wind tunnel tests might be fatal if she had burritos that day.

[Frood]

The wind tunnel tests might be fatal if she had burritos that day.

[Biggie Smiles]

It's not only that she is ugly, stupid and fat as fuck but she's nasty, belligerent and shamelessly hypocritical too 

[Sloan]

Breakfall nailed it

"You're losing it fatty-boom-boom!
You're not attractive, you're just as ugly on the inside as you are on the outside. Most chicks can't stand you.
You say the vilest things about people's family. You profess to be a mother as well as a grandmother, but spend an eternity logged on here as well as other forums that haven't banned you yet.
Even when we are sympathising with another member over the recent loss of CW, you have the actual hide to make it about you, telling everyone that you didn't get along and see eye-to-eye as such.

This forum is not all about you Poarkahontas. Get off your fat arse and spend some time doing grandmotherly things for a change.

You dumb cunt!"