Forum gossip thread

[Dove]

I got contacts in the Sault... understood.

 25 years ago when him and I would go out I would dress really sexy but classy. Classy sexy.

 And I'd always wear high platform heels because....my date is 6'7. I'm 5'1.

 If I got approached and asked if I wanted a drink...which happened often...I'd say I was there with my boyfriend. They'd look at him, call him lucky and buy us both a drink.

 Everytime. He would say he dated a girl so hot that men bought him drinks lol.

[Biggie Smiles]

Serious question for PIg

how many minutes of non-stop and vigorous inhaling did she need to do to get that gut tucked in like that? So that she could strap on the steel reinforced girdle?

I bet you everyone within a 2 mile radius was light headed for about an hour after that.

[Lokmar]

Wut wrong bout Succubus and shit?

[Frood]

 

Shop smart... shop S-smart.

[Dove]

And it's fucking flattering as fuck when HE says stuff like that.

I'll hear stuff like how I'm hot or beautiful and I just assume the person wants to fuck me.

But he says it and I feel like it. He MEANS it.

It just hits different when a man means it.

[Dove]

Shop smart... shop S-smart.

 Don't be starting that....I'll have to get my BOOM STICK!!

[Dove]

 LOVE that movie!!

[Frood]

Don't be starting that....I'll have to get my BOOM STICK!!

You do know that Ash hails from Dove's and my neck of the woods, doncha?

If you tried to sing Fred Bear off key, we would destroy you with our dulcet tones too.

[Frood]

Ah shit.. just realized it wasn't Lokmar.

 :yeahhh

[Odinson]

LOVE that movie!!

Dear dovey.

Why are women so into astrology?

Why are there juju stones in a womans home?

[Dove]

You do know that Ash hails from Dove's and my neck of the woods, doncha?

If you tried to sing Fred Bear off key, we would destroy you with our dulcet tones too.

He picked up on my "swallow your soul" Comment and got it.

 

[Dove]

Dear dovey.

Why are women so into astrology?

Why are there juju stones in a womans home?

 I have no idea. I don't do any of that weird ooga booga shit.

[Biggie Smiles]

I have no idea. I don't do any of that weird ooga booga shit.

speaking of Ooga Booga shit Murdough used to tell me that she had this mystical connection with the earth and that she could talk to trees

I was like "bitch you better stop drinking and watching Avatar

[Frood]

He picked up on my "swallow your soul" Comment and got it.

 

[Odinson]

I have no idea. I don't do any of that weird ooga booga shit.

You havent read about horoscopes and gone like "oh, that explains my behavior."?

Next question.

What is "manifesting"?