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Odinson

#45
July 23, 2022, 03:16:22 AM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=466242 time=1658522675
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466240 time=1658521978 user_id=136
I was worried that my teeny weeny drinking problem might have fucked up my organs...



But turns out my liver is made of asbestos.





The values were elevated but went back to normal after I quit.





I drank copious amounts of vodka and beer a day.



The amount is inconceivable to people who aint from the vodka-block countries.

The human body is remarkably resilient!  That's why I laugh when people complain about catching a whiff of some second hand smoke...  It's like, you'll be OK and live to see another day!


They breathe in all kinds of toxins during the day... Its somehow cool to bitch about smoking.

Garraty_47

#46
July 23, 2022, 06:22:53 AM
Quote from: cw_ post_id=466321 time=1658538672 user_id=3226
Isn't everyone essentially mulch when they die, and inevitable mulch when they're alive?


Metaphorically, I suppose.

But I'm talking about literally... like tossing me into a wood chipper and deliberately using my remains to fertilize a garden.



That's not as wasteful as cremation and way way more sensible than burying me deep in ground that could be put to so many better uses than dead body storage.



Cemeteries are the only wastes of space even more ridiculous than golf courses.

Anonymous

#47
July 23, 2022, 07:35:51 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=466394 time=1658571773 user_id=3381
Quote from: cw_ post_id=466321 time=1658538672 user_id=3226
Isn't everyone essentially mulch when they die, and inevitable mulch when they're alive?


Metaphorically, I suppose.

But I'm talking about literally... like tossing me into a wood chipper and deliberately using my remains to fertilize a garden.



That's not as wasteful as cremation and way way more sensible than burying me deep in ground that could be put to so many better uses than dead body storage.



Cemeteries are the only wastes of space even more ridiculous than golf courses.

Seoul will disagree.

 :laugh:

Garraty_47

#48
July 23, 2022, 07:44:30 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=466401 time=1658576151 user_id=3254
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=466394 time=1658571773 user_id=3381
Cemeteries are the only wastes of space even more ridiculous than golf courses.

Seoul will disagree.

 :laugh:


So would/does my brother.   :icon_wink:

Anonymous

#49
July 23, 2022, 07:59:06 AM
Golf is the true game of kings. And royalty wannabes.

Dove

#50
July 23, 2022, 10:30:25 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=466394 time=1658571773 user_id=3381
Quote from: cw_ post_id=466321 time=1658538672 user_id=3226
Isn't everyone essentially mulch when they die, and inevitable mulch when they're alive?


Metaphorically, I suppose.

But I'm talking about literally... like tossing me into a wood chipper and deliberately using my remains to fertilize a garden.



That's not as wasteful as cremation and way way more sensible than burying me deep in ground that could be put to so many better uses than dead body storage.



Cemeteries are the only wastes of space even more ridiculous than golf courses.


 I'd like to be consumed by animals.



 We have all these laws though so even final wishes are regulated lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#51
July 23, 2022, 11:27:45 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=466426 time=1658586625 user_id=3266
 I'd like to be consumed by animals.



 We have all these laws though so even final wishes are regulated lol


More's the pity.



A bier atop McAfee's Knob or Dragon's Tooth...



...in a year or two they could collect whatever bones are left and give them to local goths for making artsy accessories or lamps or whatever.



Yeah. That would be favorite.

Dove

#52
July 23, 2022, 11:38:23 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=466452 time=1658590065 user_id=3381
Quote from: Dove post_id=466426 time=1658586625 user_id=3266
 I'd like to be consumed by animals.



 We have all these laws though so even final wishes are regulated lol


More's the pity.



A bier atop McAfee's Knob or Dragon's Tooth...



...in a year or two they could collect whatever bones are left and give them to local goths for making artsy accessories or lamps or whatever.



Yeah. That would be favorite.


 Bahahaha.....YES lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

#53
July 24, 2022, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=466363 time=1658544003 user_id=1689
That movie a three out of five stars. That is all it deserves.

I pray tomorrow goes well for you Herman.

 ac_smile

Anonymous

#54
July 24, 2022, 09:54:13 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=466636 time=1658713342 user_id=3254
Quote from: Herman post_id=466363 time=1658544003 user_id=1689
That movie a three out of five stars. That is all it deserves.

I pray tomorrow goes well for you Herman.

 ac_smile

Thanks kid. I don't think I will sleep much tonight.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

#55
July 24, 2022, 11:32:46 PM
Good luck Herman whatever it is.
Life is too short to be in a hurry

Anonymous

#56
July 25, 2022, 07:13:13 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=466638 time=1658714053 user_id=1689
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=466636 time=1658713342 user_id=3254


I pray tomorrow goes well for you Herman.

 ac_smile

Thanks kid. I don't think I will sleep much tonight.

I thought it was Tuesday Herm. Unless there is a pre op or they changed the date. Bumping up dates happens a lot in Ontario for medical procedures.

Anonymous

#57
July 25, 2022, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=466659 time=1658747593 user_id=114
Quote from: Herman post_id=466638 time=1658714053 user_id=1689


Thanks kid. I don't think I will sleep much tonight.

I thought it was Tuesday Herm. Unless there is a pre op or they changed the date. Bumping up dates happens a lot in Ontario for medical procedures.

I am pretty sure it is today. I think they will release him tomorrow 24 hours after surgery.

Thiel

#58
July 25, 2022, 10:15:07 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=464377 time=1657932969 user_id=1689
Old Herman does. I have been thinking about it a lot lately.

What's going on Herman?
gay, conservative and proud

Anonymous

#59
July 25, 2022, 10:49:47 PM
Quote from: Thiel post_id=466765 time=1658801707 user_id=1688
Quote from: Herman post_id=464377 time=1657932969 user_id=1689
Old Herman does. I have been thinking about it a lot lately.

What's going on Herman?

Keep Herman in your prayers.
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