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Let’s all wish each other luck

Started by Trump’s Niece, July 29, 2022, 06:29:13 PM

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Trump’s Niece

July 29, 2022, 06:29:13 PM
Got my Lotto tickets ready :roll:







If I disappear, ya'll know I won  ac_drinks
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Dove

#1
July 29, 2022, 09:15:25 PM
Omg my husband came home with 100.



 Him and a group of coworkers all went in on this and bought a ton of tickets. So if someone wins it gets divided up.



 It's a fun thought but I'm not gonna get all crazy about it.



 Would you disappear if you won?!  I'll buy a farm lol. Get a "granny suit" for my mom.  We would still live modestly under our means though.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#2
July 29, 2022, 09:28:20 PM
After making sure my family and friends are taken care of I'm not exactly sure what I'd do with whatever remains.



I have a few general ideas but nothing really specific.

Anonymous

#3
July 29, 2022, 11:17:59 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=467264 time=1659144500 user_id=3381
After making sure my family and friends are taken care of I'm not exactly sure what I'd do with whatever remains.



I have a few general ideas but nothing really specific.


Same.  I have everything I want.



I might spring for that shiny number in my avatar though.

Garraty_47

#4
July 29, 2022, 11:31:09 PM
Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=467283 time=1659151079 user_id=3382
Same.  I have everything I want.



I might spring for that shiny number in my avatar though.


I don't know man; looks awfully cold.

Now if it has an embedded heating element in the seat or something, okay.

But then I'd probably worry about getting electrocuted some day and what it would look like when they finally found me...



Nah.

I'll just stick to good ol' porcelain if it's all the same.



Eww. I just noticed how wrong that sounds in this context. LoL

Dove

#5
July 30, 2022, 01:09:04 AM
Get a bidet guys.



 I got a hand held one just before the TP shortage and I cannot fathom my life without it now lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#6
July 30, 2022, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=467292 time=1659157744 user_id=3266
Get a bidet guys.


I'd have to try one before I actually bring one into the house.

I am however keeping an open mind on the subject, at least until then.

weebles

#7
July 30, 2022, 05:21:11 AM
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Have fun..... Since it could be the best thing or the worst thing to happen to anyone it will change your life that is for sure... But  not the way many  seem to think...esp. if you live in a state where you have to revel your identity with that big oversized lotto cheque.

Trump’s Niece

#8
July 30, 2022, 09:44:19 AM
Someone in Illinois got it. Maybe it was Poofer lol
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Dove

#9
July 30, 2022, 10:28:09 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=467293 time=1659159618 user_id=3381
Quote from: Dove post_id=467292 time=1659157744 user_id=3266
Get a bidet guys.


I'd have to try one before I actually bring one into the house.

I am however keeping an open mind on the subject, at least until then.


 You are free to drop by and use my toilet the next time you are in Michigan lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#10
July 30, 2022, 10:42:19 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=467314 time=1659191289 user_id=3266
 You are free to drop by and use my toilet the next time you are in Michigan lol


It's a deal.

I'm not known for destroying toilets so I doubt you'll regret making the offer, but I suppose I could go on a strict TacoBell diet for a week before that trip...



...just to really stress-test the water contraption thingy, you understand.



Muahahaha

Anonymous

#11
July 30, 2022, 10:49:13 AM Last Edit: July 30, 2022, 11:00:05 AM by Anonymous
Our mortgage is paid off and my daughter is entering her final year of her undergrad degree, so any windfall would be for my son's education.

Dove

#12
July 30, 2022, 10:58:03 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=467318 time=1659192139 user_id=3381
Quote from: Dove post_id=467314 time=1659191289 user_id=3266
 You are free to drop by and use my toilet the next time you are in Michigan lol


It's a deal.

I'm not known for destroying toilets so I doubt you'll regret making the offer, but I suppose I could go on a strict TacoBell diet for a week before that trip...



...just to really stress-test the water contraption thingy, you understand.



Muahahaha


 If it can handle my mother and my husband it can handle anything lol



 That thing sprays so hard you have to be careful how hard you press the trigger. It's like a power ass blaster lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#13
July 30, 2022, 11:14:05 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=467324 time=1659193083 user_id=3266
 That thing sprays so hard you have to be careful how hard you press the trigger. It's like a power ass blaster lol.


Um.

Are you trying to scare me out of trying it?

Because that's how you scare me out of trying it. LoL

Anonymous

#14
July 30, 2022, 11:17:32 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=467261 time=1659143725 user_id=3266
Omg my husband came home with 100.



 Him and a group of coworkers all went in on this and bought a ton of tickets. So if someone wins it gets divided up.



 It's a fun thought but I'm not gonna get all crazy about it.



 Would you disappear if you won?!  I'll buy a farm lol. Get a "granny suit" for my mom.  We would still live modestly under our means though.

Oh man, I'd buy a beachfront condo in Florida, a membership at the most exclusive country club and golf resort that would not allow Asians to be members, and a covertible Corvette that would really show off my bad combover.
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