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Dove

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Pretty much or Single Jewish Womenz, like Lotus.



Lucky you by the way for getting banned prior to her posting a photo LOL.



She must celebrate halloween 24/7.


You mean the one where she looks like a doped out Howard Stern?


 Shut up  ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

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I guarantee I would be smoking them with my Ruger 10/22 with the thermal scope! There wouldnt be a squirrel on the block!


 Right? Its fucking SQUIRRELS.



 And they cry to the government to help them handle squirrels?!



 Fucking kill them when they attack. It's a squirrel ffs. Twist its little squirrelly head off.  Yeah I know they have claws and they bite and it probably really fucking hurts but if you need the damn government to protect you from a squirrel.....well you are definately a democrat.



 Can these people handle any problem on their own? Here where I live the government is barely involved with the shit they are supposed to do....let alone wiping the citizens assholes for them. If i called the city over a gang of aggresive squirrels they would ask "have you tried killing them?  Try that and get back to us so we can test the bodies for rabies".  As it should be.



 The squirrels must be maga insurrectionists lol.


There is a very small group of people that have been bitten by a squirrel.



I just wanted Mr. Fluffy to be my pet.



Sorry about the Collie, freezer bag, and trip to the hospital, Mr Fluffy..... It all kind of went pear shaped suddenly.
Blahhhhhh...

Biggie Smiles

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You mean the one where she looks like a doped out Howard Stern?


 Shut up  ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao


She does!!!



Bitch looks like she's stuck on a life long acid trip

Dove

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 Shut up  ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao


She does!!!



Bitch looks like she's stuck on a life long acid trip


 :roll:



 Howard Stern though  ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=478251 time=1666646461 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=478204 time=1666627275 user_id=3266




 Right? Its fucking SQUIRRELS.



 And they cry to the government to help them handle squirrels?!



 Fucking kill them when they attack. It's a squirrel ffs. Twist its little squirrelly head off.  Yeah I know they have claws and they bite and it probably really fucking hurts but if you need the damn government to protect you from a squirrel.....well you are definately a democrat.



 Can these people handle any problem on their own? Here where I live the government is barely involved with the shit they are supposed to do....let alone wiping the citizens assholes for them. If i called the city over a gang of aggresive squirrels they would ask "have you tried killing them?  Try that and get back to us so we can test the bodies for rabies".  As it should be.



 The squirrels must be maga insurrectionists lol.


There is a very small group of people that have been bitten by a squirrel.



I just wanted Mr. Fluffy to be my pet.



Sorry about the Collie, freezer bag, and trip to the hospital, Mr Fluffy..... It all kind of went pear shaped suddenly.


 Believe it or not I'm kinda scared of them little shits.



 One time....when I only had one baby and she was only like 18 months, I had just moved into a town house. I was sitting in my (small) kitchen facing my back door....a screen door that did not have a screen.  I had my feet up on the door and I was yacking away on the phone.



 Suddenly a black squirrel was on my fucking foot....barking...looking fucking psycho...and it flew into my house and was running across my walls all around the perimeter of the living room. Continuing to bark.



 I threw my phone and was screaming. My parrot was screaming. My cat was screaming. The squirrel was bark screaming.  My daughter.....slept through the whole thing. Lol.



 And just like that after reigning 12 minutes of terror upon my house...the little fucker flew back out the door.



 Ten minutes later.....police showed up because the person in was talking to on the phone (who I completely forgot about) heard all the screaming and panicked.



 So yeah..... squirrels make me a bit nervous. I'd still murder the fuck out of one if it attacked me.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

Quote from: Dove post_id=478254 time=1666648444 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=478251 time=1666646461 user_id=1676




There is a very small group of people that have been bitten by a squirrel.



I just wanted Mr. Fluffy to be my pet.



Sorry about the Collie, freezer bag, and trip to the hospital, Mr Fluffy..... It all kind of went pear shaped suddenly.


 Believe it or not I'm kinda scared of them little shits.



 One time....when I only had one baby and she was only like 18 months, I had just moved into a town house. I was sitting in my (small) kitchen facing my back door....a screen door that did not have a screen.  I had my feet up on the door and I was yacking away on the phone.



 Suddenly a black squirrel was on my fucking foot....barking...looking fucking psycho...and it flew into my house and was running across my walls all around the perimeter of the living room. Continuing to bark.



 I threw my phone and was screaming. My parrot was screaming. My cat was screaming. The squirrel was bark screaming.  My daughter.....slept through the whole thing. Lol.



 And just like....the little fucker flew back out the door.



 Ten minutes later.....police showed up because the person in was talking to on the phone (who I completely forgot about) heard all the screaming and panicked.



 So yeah..... squirrels make me a bit nervous. I'd still murder the fuck out of one if it attacked me.


They taste great though.....
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=478255 time=1666648629 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=478254 time=1666648444 user_id=3266




 Believe it or not I'm kinda scared of them little shits.



 One time....when I only had one baby and she was only like 18 months, I had just moved into a town house. I was sitting in my (small) kitchen facing my back door....a screen door that did not have a screen.  I had my feet up on the door and I was yacking away on the phone.



 Suddenly a black squirrel was on my fucking foot....barking...looking fucking psycho...and it flew into my house and was running across my walls all around the perimeter of the living room. Continuing to bark.



 I threw my phone and was screaming. My parrot was screaming. My cat was screaming. The squirrel was bark screaming.  My daughter.....slept through the whole thing. Lol.



 And just like....the little fucker flew back out the door.



 Ten minutes later.....police showed up because the person in was talking to on the phone (who I completely forgot about) heard all the screaming and panicked.



 So yeah..... squirrels make me a bit nervous. I'd still murder the fuck out of one if it attacked me.


They taste great though.....


 They look like the meat would be greasy.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=478255 time=1666648629 user_id=1676




They taste great though.....


 They look like the meat would be greasy.


Very lean.... but it takes at least 7-8 of them to make a good chunky beer stew.
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=478257 time=1666648744 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=478256 time=1666648662 user_id=3266




 They look like the meat would be greasy.


Very lean.... but it takes at least 7-8 of them to make a good chunky beer stew.


 I eat it if I had to. It seems like it would be pretty tedious.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Not gonna say any names but if you eveeeeeer posted a pic of yourself on any of these forums not just the sick fuck BF's you should do some investigating on other forums he gets his fakeys banned for promoting his site on them. He uses your pics as his defaults and no one can prove me wrong. Just look into it.. some of your pics are all over and he has even used info only your rl closest would know in open forums.

Erica Mena

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Not gonna say any names but if you eveeeeeer posted a pic of yourself on any of these forums not just the sick fuck BF's you should do some investigating on other forums he gets his fakeys banned for promoting his site on them. He uses your pics as his defaults and no one can prove me wrong. Just look into it.. some of your pics are all over and he has even used info only your rl closest would know in open forums.






That's nice.
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Biggie Smiles

I just had the best pizza ever at a place in Staten Island NY



Tiamo

Dove

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=478301 time=1666659155 user_id=2845
Quote from: DPT post_id=478294 time=1666658583
Not gonna say any names but if you eveeeeeer posted a pic of yourself on any of these forums not just the sick fuck BF's you should do some investigating on other forums he gets his fakeys banned for promoting his site on them. He uses your pics as his defaults and no one can prove me wrong. Just look into it.. some of your pics are all over and he has even used info only your rl closest would know in open forums.






That's nice.


 ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Blazor

Quote from: Lokmar post_id=478197 time=1666623648 user_id=3351
I guarantee I would be smoking them with my Ruger 10/22 with the thermal scope! There wouldnt be a squirrel on the block!


First rifle I got my son for his 10th birthday  :thumbup:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Dove

My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

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