Do any of you know how to have fun?

[Frood]

She was pretty cute in her youth.



Yes I would.



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She is a horse face.

And a nag of a person too.



 



One might look past her old bony-ness if her attitude was more down to earth... but she's apparently rotten to the core.



I love my tubby wife because she's still the same svelte girl which snatched me from my cradle but that's almost all entirely her persistent life attitude.



Life is about connections. Actors and actresses don't generally make them. They pretend them...

[Erica Mena]

No you did not call your wife a tubby. I'd have to slap you

[Blazor]

No you did not call your wife a tubby. I'd have to slap you

He use to call her Crisco. He'd be walking around the store, hollerin' "Crisco! Crisco!" and folks would wonder why he called his wife that. Til one day someone asked him, and to which he replied "hey, its better than calling her Lard Ass. lulz



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[Shen Li]

No you did not call your wife a tubby. I'd have to slap you

He use to call her Crisco. He'd be walking around the store, hollerin' "Crisco! Crisco!" and folks would wonder why he called his wife that. Til one day someone asked him, and to which he replied "hey, its better than calling her Lard Ass. lulz



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As I recall, Freud isn't exactly buff.

[Frood]

I'm not bad for my age, Flatbum...  

[Frood]

No you did not call your wife a tubby. I'd have to slap you

I'd have to duck.

[Shen Li]

I'm not bad for my age, Flatbum...  

Whatever you say tinydick.

[Blazor]

I'm not bad for my age, Flatbum...  

Whatever you say tinydick.

I thought he was Australian, not Chinese  ac_umm

[Frood]

Whatever you say tinydick.

I thought he was Australian, not Chinese  ac_umm

She made me an honorary Mainlander once...so....  

[Blazor]

I thought he was Australian, not Chinese  ac_umm

She made me an honorary Mainlander once...so....  

Well then, she wasnt far off the mark then lol.

[DKG]

I'm not bad for my age, Flatbum...  

Whatever you say tinydick.

For two people that live on opposite ends of the earth, you know a lot about each other's body parts.

[Frood]

Whatever you say tinydick.

For two people that live on opposite ends of the earth, you know a lot about each other's body parts.

She's never been shy with talking about her (KFC) bucket fanny...  ac_biggrin

[jeannie]

She was pretty cute in her youth.



Yes I would.



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She is a horse face.

the butter face of all butter faces

[Breakfall]

No you did not call your wife a tubby. I'd have to slap you

He use to call her Crisco. He'd be walking around the store, hollerin' "Crisco! Crisco!" and folks would wonder why he called his wife that. Til one day someone asked him, and to which he replied "hey, its better than calling her Lard Ass. lulz



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Well...I don't know about all y'all...but here in Oz we're all led to believe that you Yanks (and Southerners) use Crisco to lube up your orifices for kinky fun and sexual penetration!?

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[Frood]

That's Vaseline... extra points if you throw a pinch of sand and/or cayenne pepper in the mix.