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DEADSKINS GIANT "FLAT EARTH" PRESENTATION AND DISCUSSION....

Started by deadskinmask, November 22, 2022, 12:08:09 PM

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Dove

Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485936 time=1670076667 user_id=1582
and its just my opinion and i could be wrong but i believe that God made a special arrangement with judas.... salvation would not be possible without the blood of Jesus being spilled and i think judas was instrumental in that.... i could be wrong and ultimately it doesn't effect me so i try not to determine other ppls salvation status.... i'm barely gonna squeak by my damn self.... :sad:


 Contrast Judas with Peter

 

 Both betrayed Christ. One went mad and committed suicide.....the other repented and became a powerful apostle.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

deadskinmask

Quote from: Dove post_id=485968 time=1670093295 user_id=3266
Both betrayed Christ. One went mad and committed suicide.....the other repented and became a powerful apostle.


i'm not even gonna attempt to sort out how God handled either of them.... but i know that Gods patience and forgiveness is beyond our understanding.... maybe He did deal judas a hard hand.... maybe He didn't.... i'm not gonna hold Him to any code of conduct on the matter because i'm certain i'm not 'employee of the month' either....  :laugh:

JOE

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=483511 time=1669138044 user_id=2845
Who buys in what, you spastic fucktard?


Actually Erica whenever I took the ferry across the water where I live, ive noticed a slight curvature on the horizon like in this video:



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And that is not distortion due to camera angle. You can actually see it from a distance. The earth looks curved not totally flat.



So I dont think the earth is flat.

JOE

If the earth was flat ya'd be able to see for hundreds if not thousands of miles with a telescope. The horizon would not drop off & the other side invisible after less than 100.



Dedadskinmask is not logical.

JOE

Quote from: Dove post_id=485968 time=1670093295 user_id=3266
Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485936 time=1670076667 user_id=1582
and its just my opinion and i could be wrong but i believe that God made a special arrangement with judas.... salvation would not be possible without the blood of Jesus being spilled and i think judas was instrumental in that.... i could be wrong and ultimately it doesn't effect me so i try not to determine other ppls salvation status.... i'm barely gonna squeak by my damn self.... :sad:


 Contrast Judas with Peter

 

 Both betrayed Christ. One went mad and committed suicide.....the other repented and became a powerful apostle.


If Jesus was alive today he'd be branded a liberal socialist and an environmentalist who loves Nature.



But today's brand of Christianity is a joke, Dovey. It has veered off course & is a right wing capitalistic enterprise that enriches those at the top of its pyramid scheme. Most Christian churches are political ideologies masquerading as spiritual faiths.



Thats why I have started to revere Nature rather than a religion.



This is not to say that Jesus or his teachings are invalid. Its just most of the Churches which supposedly adhere to his teachings which are. Ie - the Russian Orthodox Church claims it represents Christian values but then its head who was a kgb agent, endorses Vladmir Putin & the invasion of Ukraine where Russian soldiers murder, rape & steal from unarmed Ukrainian civilians.



I thought the Bible says 'Thou shalt not kill.'

deadskinmask

Quote from: JOE post_id=486038 time=1670119487 user_id=97Actually Erica whenever I took the ferry across the water where I live, ive noticed a slight curvature on the horizon like in this video:




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deadskinmask

Quote from: JOE post_id=486039 time=1670120277 user_id=97
If the earth was flat ya'd be able to see for hundreds if not thousands of miles with a telescope. The horizon would not drop off & the other side invisible after less than 100.


really, buddy? because i can take a shower and not see the bathroom mirror from 4 foot away with binoculars.... do you think maybe water vapor causes 'extreme curvature'? lmmfao....  :laugh:

deadskinmask

Quote from: JOE post_id=486042 time=1670129453 user_id=97If Jesus was alive today he'd be branded a liberal socialist and an environmentalist who loves Nature.


Jesus would be liberal??? lmmfao.... did you know God wiped out entire populations for doing what liberals are doing today? sodom and gomorrah were the first 'blue states' and the canaanites were the first 'democratic caucus'.... no, chief.... Jesus would be so alt right He would make the 'my pillow' guy look like a rino.... :laugh:

Frood

Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=486061 time=1670149469 user_id=1582
Quote from: JOE post_id=486042 time=1670129453 user_id=97If Jesus was alive today he'd be branded a liberal socialist and an environmentalist who loves Nature.


Jesus would be liberal??? lmmfao.... did you know God wiped out entire populations for doing what liberals are doing today? sodom and gomorrah were the first 'blue states' and the canaanites were the first 'democratic caucus'.... no, chief.... Jesus would be so alt right He would make the 'my pillow' guy look like a rino.... :laugh:


He meant Libertarian or old skool liberal.



Forgive Joe.... he doesn't know what he does or says.



He's only ever driven ridiculous vehicles.
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=486059 time=1670148678 user_id=1582
Quote from: JOE post_id=486038 time=1670119487 user_id=97Actually Erica whenever I took the ferry across the water where I live, ive noticed a slight curvature on the horizon like in this video:




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She should take up offshore snorkelling.



It would change your flat earth perspective if you swam out 10k's and back while trying to ser the coastline in near zero swells.



But don't take my word for it.... explore the suggestion.
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Dove

Quote from: JOE post_id=486042 time=1670129453 user_id=97
Quote from: Dove post_id=485968 time=1670093295 user_id=3266




 Contrast Judas with Peter

 

 Both betrayed Christ. One went mad and committed suicide.....the other repented and became a powerful apostle.


If Jesus was alive today he'd be branded a liberal socialist and an environmentalist who loves Nature.



But today's brand of Christianity is a joke, Dovey. It has veered off course & is a right wing capitalistic enterprise that enriches those at the top of its pyramid scheme. Most Christian churches are political ideologies masquerading as spiritual faiths.



Thats why I have started to revere Nature rather than a religion.



This is not to say that Jesus or his teachings are invalid. Its just most of the Churches which supposedly adhere to his teachings which are. Ie - the Russian Orthodox Church claims it represents Christian values but then its head who was a kgb agent, endorses Vladmir Putin & the invasion of Ukraine where Russian soldiers murder, rape & steal from unarmed Ukrainian civilians.



I thought the Bible says 'Thou shalt not kill.'


 If Jesus were alive today, he would be labeled a far extremist cult leader, Joe.  



 And I say that because Christ wasnt concerned with government.  He is concerned with individuals.  I am NOT sure how anyone can read the teachings of Christ and take away from it that Jesus supports the government stealing wages from unwilling people and allocating it on what they decide is important.  



 Why do you think Christains oppose socailism but then turn around and open shelters and out reaches and hospitals and ministries?  



 Jesus tells today's socailist that instead of taking your neighbors wages against his will for your cause.....go out there, with YOUR time and resources, and help the downtrodden.  



 Jesus isnt a socailist, Joe. Tax collectors were offensive to God...that hasnt changed.



 If you took Gods teachings and tried to based a government on them?  We would have the funding documents. The bill of rights and the constitution.



 But you cant force world views, cant force charity.  Taxation is theft according to Jesus, Joe. He wants you to personally help people.



 Jesus would be labeled a far right extremist, homophobe and transphobe.  In fact there is no point in human history where Jesus wouldnt be ultimately executed as a radical.  The really telling thing is that it was the Pharisees and scribes ....the keepers of Gods temple and Gods Torah....who wanted Him dead. Not the perverted and cruel Roman's. The very people who should have recognized him.



 If Jesus walked the earth today He would be canceled on socail media, called a white supremacist and an extremist.  He doesnt value politcal parties.....that makes Him an enemy of the establishment like every one else.



 You really gotta ask yourself by which standards are you judging other people and if your judgements are warranted.  You are some how blaming Christian's for Putin and laying the charge of murder on them. That's unjust and dishonest.



 Do you understand we ALL are convicted and guilty in the eyes of God?  Your country has blood on its hands. My country has blood on its hands. Ukraine and Russia....blood on their hands.



 Would you be less offended by Russia if they were aborting Ukrainians?  God doesnt see the difference, Joe. Shedding blood is shedding blood...we kind dont get to customize how God views sin to accommodate our twisted human views.  



 You cant rework scripture to fit into your thinking. You have to rework your thinking to fit into scripture. You cant make Jesus a socailist and start convicting His church by human politcal standards. Especially Joe when the church has been serving the poor for 2k years globally and has done so right through periods of persecution we cant even fathom. If you understood the bible and the teachings of Christ?  Well youd see why trying to replace God with government never works. Or why giving the government all this power and all these resources will never be in harmony with freedom and equality.  People often look at the early first church and see a communist community.....and they were. You cannot...CANNOT....replicate that on a nationwide scale.



 You need to stop equating American evangelicals with Christianity. It's really not the same thing at all.  A Christian is a Christain first and will always be more right wing because the least amount of power a government has the better.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: RAVEN post_id=486067 time=1670154763 user_id=3352
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

deadskinmask

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=486065 time=1670154444 user_id=1676
It would change your flat earth perspective if you swam out 10k's and back while trying to ser the coastline in near zero swells.


drop your wallet in the grass.... walk about 5 feet away.... put your face against the ground and see if you spot it....  :sad:

deadskinmask

Quote from: RAVEN post_id=486067 time=1670154763 user_id=3352
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i first saw that about 4 years ago and its still one of my favorites.... :laugh: