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Biggie Smiles

* hangs head in shame*



Once



Never before. Never after.  Never again.

Herman

Ya, I have did fat chicks when I was young. But, in my own defence, I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

JOE

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=488547 time=1671648523 user_id=2845
Have fucked an obese chick? Is it true they smell really foul down there?







I've never slept with a fat dude. They gross me out


Never, Erica Darling.



I only do pretty & petite girls.

I only like the kind that have skin smooth as silk & are built like fine crystal.



No fatties fer me! Uh uh.



Pride before prejudice y'know.



"Don't EVER sleep with an ugly woman."



Thats my motto.

JOE

....and I only invited pretty women to my parties.

Herman

Quote from: JOE post_id=488610 time=1671665493 user_id=97
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=488547 time=1671648523 user_id=2845
Have fucked an obese chick? Is it true they smell really foul down there?







I've never slept with a fat dude. They gross me out


Never, Erica Darling.



I only do pretty & petite girls.

I only like the kind that have skin smooth as silk & are built like fine crystal.



No fatties fer me! Uh uh.



Pride before prejudice y'know.



"Don't EVER sleep with an ugly woman."



Thats my motto.

But, the question is if you ever fucked an obese chick. You have never fucked any chick of any weight in your sixty five years.

Dove

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=488582 time=1671655574 user_id=2845
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=488579 time=1671655476 user_id=1728




You should see the hog embarrassing herself calling Dove ugly after Flynn posted a pic of her from here.



Zero self-awareness that one.

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Dovey is not ugly. One must wonder why the ones calling her ugly won't post any recent real time pics.


 Flynn likes to grab pictures I post here and goes for the ones they think are bad.



 My most recent picture is my avi here. And shes ripping on my teeth over a picture that is over 10 years old where you cant even see my teeth  :oeudC:



 It's just desperate nonsense. They think everyone has their need for validation.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=488604 time=1671661995 user_id=3214
* hangs head in shame*



Once



Never before. Never after.  Never again.


 You were kinda assaulted though.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

I never viewed the Pillsbury Dough Boy the same :(

Dove

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=488621 time=1671667915 user_id=3214
I never viewed the Pillsbury Dough Boy the same :(


 Fresh and hot  :evilthoughts2:



 
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

TheProwler

Quote from: JOE post_id=488610 time=1671665493 user_id=97
I only do pretty & petite girls.


Someone call the authorities.

Herman

Quote from: TheProwler post_id=488642 time=1671680865 user_id=3379
Quote from: JOE post_id=488610 time=1671665493 user_id=97
I only do pretty & petite girls.


Someone call the authorities.

Relax, he is a virgin.

Frood

I've fucked three fatties in my youth.



Both were consummate cock suckers with massive tits and bizarre sex fetishes.  I couldn't say no especially while plastered.



I'd always feel ashamed the next day.
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=488652 time=1671690693 user_id=1676
I've fucked three fatties in my youth.



Both were consummate cock suckers with massive tits and bizarre sex fetishes.  I couldn't say no especially while plastered.



I'd always feel ashamed the next day.


 Ha! I used to hang with mostly guys. And no it wasnt really on purpose....I was not that girl who used to hang out with guys and call women stupid or "drama". It just so happened  I had substance abuse issues and males like to party.



 And everytime one of our gang ended up banging some weirdo fatty we picked up in a bar or at a party.....he went through the shame the next day lol.  Everytime. And I was the one who heard about out it because the other guys would obviously make fun of him lol.



 Hell they would already be making fun of him for banging the fatty lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

The worst part of banging a fatty is watching as their stomach caves in on itself whenever they lay on their back.



This is why you have to be really drunk and the room has to be really dark so that you can imagine you are laying face down on a water bed.



Unfortunately I had the luxury of neither so I just closed my eyes and brought my mind to a better place where my legs had already been blown off and me and my battalion were being overrun by heavily armed and angry Vietnamese infantry as US fighter jets were laying a fury of Napalm down on our position.

Dove

Anytime I've been with a woman I've seduce her into water first.  



 No matter how clean and put together she is.



 Because I'm not a gambling kind of person.



 I'm not gonna complain too much except she was pretty aggressive and I feel like she used me to make herself more attractive to males. Which is exactly what completely heterosexual women will do.  They will sleep with women simply to boost their attractiveness to men.



 And she went right to forums to discuss it.



 I really hope her and Poof are "talking".
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.