How many of you dudes..

[Biggie Smiles]

Well see, you went as far as to eat pussy



whereas, I'm no such masochist and certainly not as daring.

[Trump’s Niece]

Well see, you went as far as to eat pussy



whereas, I'm no such masochist and certainly not as daring.

Motherfucker  

[Dove]

Well see, you went as far as to eat pussy



whereas, I'm no such masochist and certainly not as daring.

 Alcohol and water.



 I actually left most of the heavy lifting (lol) to Walid but I let her ....you know.



 I'm just so grateful to the Lord for pulling me outta that life lol.

[Trump’s Niece]

Well see, you went as far as to eat pussy



whereas, I'm no such masochist and certainly not as daring.

 Alcohol and water.



 I actually left most of the heavy lifting (lol) to Walid but I let her ....you know.



 I'm just so grateful to the Lord for pulling me outta that life lol.

Whoa...hold up.





It was a Threesome??

[Biggie Smiles]

Well see, you went as far as to eat pussy



whereas, I'm no such masochist and certainly not as daring.

 Alcohol and water.



 I actually left most of the heavy lifting (lol) to Walid but I let her ....you know.



 I'm just so grateful to the Lord for pulling me outta that life lol.

Wait.  You said heavy lifting.  He tried picking her up?



Is he now crippled to this day?

[Dove]

 Alcohol and water.



 I actually left most of the heavy lifting (lol) to Walid but I let her ....you know.



 I'm just so grateful to the Lord for pulling me outta that life lol.

Whoa...hold up.





It was a Threesome??

 Yep.



 I was at the tail end of my disastrous rebound relationship and getting ready to bail.  I had been in the hospital for a few weeks.  It was actually Big who convinced me I had to dump this guy because he was trying to train me.



 I clearly had to a recover my strength before leaving. Murd decided to come visit and that happened.  I wasnt gonna stay.....so fuck it, right?  



 Literally watching him fuck another woman and feeling NOTHING.....not a damn thing....felt really good.  I knew it was over.



 Packed up a month later and drove home.

[Dove]

 Alcohol and water.



 I actually left most of the heavy lifting (lol) to Walid but I let her ....you know.



 I'm just so grateful to the Lord for pulling me outta that life lol.

Wait.  You said heavy lifting.  He tried picking her up?



Is he now crippled to this day?

 Probably. I wouldnt know.....he isnt my problem anymore lol.

[Blazor]

I had a big one SUPER after me over the Summer. Im not about jump into bed with someone that can haul their gut around in a wheelbarrow lol. Be like a spider monkey and a gorilla going at it hahaha.

[Biggie Smiles]

Wait.  You said heavy lifting.  He tried picking her up?



Is he now crippled to this day?

 Probably. I wouldnt know.....he isnt my problem anymore lol.

That's a brave soul right there if he did. That's another thing I did not attempt to try. Fuck that, i'll leave that sort of back breaking behavior to some pro power-lifter on horse steroids looking to win a deadlifting championship. Maybe her Navy penguin boyfriend can give that a shot when he's not too busy trying to figure out how to eat potato soup on a table wedged in at a 45 degree angle without spilling it all over the Persian rug imported from Indonesia which costs more than 2 boxes of diapers you can buy at walmart.  



I'm strong, but not that strong. sheesh.

[Dove]

 Probably. I wouldnt know.....he isnt my problem anymore lol.

That's a brave soul right there if he did. That's another thing I did not attempt to try. Fuck that, i'll leave that sort of back breaking behavior to some pro power-lifter on horse steroids looking to win a deadlifting championship. Maybe her Navy penguin boyfriend can give that a shot when he's not too busy trying to figure out how to eat potato soup on a table wedged in at a 45 degree angle without spilling it all over the Persian rug imported from Indonesia which costs more than 2 boxes of diapers you can buy at walmart.  



I'm strong, but not that strong. sheesh.

 Lmao he didnt actually lift her.....he just did the majority of the sexual labor LOL.



 Meaning I was actually the one mostly serviced. I didnt really do much.

[Biggie Smiles]

That's a brave soul right there if he did. That's another thing I did not attempt to try. Fuck that, i'll leave that sort of back breaking behavior to some pro power-lifter on horse steroids looking to win a deadlifting championship. Maybe her Navy penguin boyfriend can give that a shot when he's not too busy trying to figure out how to eat potato soup on a table wedged in at a 45 degree angle without spilling it all over the Persian rug imported from Indonesia which costs more than 2 boxes of diapers you can buy at walmart.  



I'm strong, but not that strong. sheesh.

 Lmao he didnt actually lift her......

I was gonna say. I do not recall you dating Black Adam or anything



so he went downtown? Sheesh... did you give him a snorkel and tie a rope around his neck just in case?

[JOE]

That's a brave soul right there if he did. That's another thing I did not attempt to try. Fuck that, i'll leave that sort of back breaking behavior to some pro power-lifter on horse steroids looking to win a deadlifting championship. Maybe her Navy penguin boyfriend can give that a shot when he's not too busy trying to figure out how to eat potato soup on a table wedged in at a 45 degree angle without spilling it all over the Persian rug imported from Indonesia which costs more than 2 boxes of diapers you can buy at walmart.  



I'm strong, but not that strong. sheesh.

 Lmao he didnt actually lift her.....he just did the majority of the sexual labor LOL.



 Meaning I was actually the one mostly serviced. I didnt really do much.

Who is/was this rotund woman you & Bigly keep referring to?



Murdock?



Or somebody else?

[Biggie Smiles]

 Lmao he didnt actually lift her.....he just did the majority of the sexual labor LOL.



 Meaning I was actually the one mostly serviced. I didnt really do much.

Who is/was this rotund woman you & Bigly keep referring to?



Murdock?



Or somebody else?

Yes, it was MobyDock, joe.

[Odinson]

BBWs have big butt and tits.



Quite nice.

[Shen Li]

BBWs have big butt and tits.



Quite nice.

BBW's aren't curvy, they're morbidly obese. I don't believe any man could be attracted to them.