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Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin

Started by Herman, March 31, 2023, 10:08:36 PM

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Herman

Murdy loves cock. Lots of different cock. Joe is a sixty five year old virgin. Could the Gunness world record holder as the oldest living virgin finally get laid before he draws his last breath?



She sent nudes to Seamoron, so we know she has no standards or shame. Maybe Murdy will deflower Joe. I think they live an hour or two from each other. It could happen.

Erica Mena

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Herman

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496739 time=1680315664 user_id=2845
I'm sure she done sent him some whale nudes

If we don't see old Joe this weekend we will know where he is and what he is doing.

Erica Mena

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Herman

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496741 time=1680316105 user_id=2845
I don't think Joe fucks with BBW's

I don't think he fucks anything besides his hand.

JOE

Quote from: Herman post_id=496735 time=1680314916 user_id=3396
Murdy loves cock. Lots of different cock. Joe is a sixty five year old virgin. Could the Gunness world record holder as the oldest living virgin finally get laid before he draws his last breath?



She sent nudes to Seamoron, so we know she has no standards or shame. Maybe Murdy will deflower Joe. I think they live an hour or two from each other. It could happen.


Hey Herm, I know you're a sick man & your time on this earth is limited.



Should I send you a sympathy card?



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BTW, I'm extremely grateful that all that hard earned money of yours and the taxes you paid haven't gone to waste as I will be enjoying all of it in the form of Pensions courtesy of hard working men like yourself & your son, Herm. I know you won't be around but hey...I will.



I'll spend your money on all the pretty women you won't get to see after you're gone, Herm. I'll say, "Hey babe, don't thank me, thank Herm, eh?"



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"All them taxes he paid inta the CPP gave me the comfort and lifestyle I enjoy today!"

Lokmar

josephine, if you wanna bag ol murdy, just treat her like a friend, and then start flirting with ANY other woman. That shit will enrage her clitterhorn and she will go into "gotta bang josephine" mode.

DKG

Quote from: Herman post_id=496742 time=1680316216 user_id=3396
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496741 time=1680316105 user_id=2845
I don't think Joe fucks with BBW's

I don't think he fucks anything besides his hand.

I wonder if Joe uses his OAS to buy his hand gifts. Perhaps a pair of gloves from Walmart.

Shen Li

Gawd this back and forth between Herman and Joe is tiresome. Stop pretending you two know each other.

Aryan

Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF saying that he was gonna kick your ass and steal your viagra stash?

Anonymous

Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=496775 time=1680367301 user_id=1728
Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF saying that he was gonna kick your ass and steal your viagra stash?

Joe would be risking another stay in jail for nothing. Joe has no outlet for viagara. Besides a sock of course.

Biggie Smiles


Herman

Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=496775 time=1680367301 user_id=1728
Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF

I miss all threads at BF. The owner of that place is a piece of shit.

Lokmar

Quote from: Herman post_id=496788 time=1680390131 user_id=3396
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=496775 time=1680367301 user_id=1728
Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF

I miss all all threads at BF. The owner of that place is a piece of shit.


He made a critical error of playing to that obese taco bender and cawk sukin faggit. He should have just lit his fukin server on fire instead.

Erica Mena

I guarantee you that fucking beached whale sent all the dudes here her nudes.
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