Words of wisdom

[DKG]

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
ALBERT EINSTEIN

[DKG]

 "If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." – Nelson Mandela

[DKG]

 "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." – Henry Ford

[DKG]

"Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you, but if you notice the other things around you, it will gently come and sit on your shoulder."
HENRY DAVID THOREAU

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you've put into it.
TOM LEHRER

[Biggie Smiles]

History is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it. If it offends you, even better because you will be less likely to repeat it. It is not ours to erase or destroy.

~ Tubby Murdy

Or, just Tubby Murdy plagiarizing the fuck outta Allen West because she's a fat dumb racist who has zero respect for black people

[Herman]

 

History is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it. If it offends you, even better because you will be less likely to repeat it. It is not ours to erase or destroy.

~ Tubby Murdy

Or, just Tubby Murdy plagiarizing the fuck outta Allen West because she's a fat dumb racist who has zero respect for black people

Tubby Murdy 

[DKG]

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
WALTER PAYTON

[DKG]

"People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones."
CHARLES KETTERING

This describes socialists perfectly.

[caskur]

"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." – Nelson Mandela

Mandela organized for people to be murdered. He was a terrorist who committed many serious crimes. You can find them looking up Wiki.

He was a piece of toe jam.

[caskur]

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
WALTER PAYTON

This one quote is the best here so far.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Mandela organized for people to be murdered. He was a terrorist who committed many serious crimes. You can find them looking up Wiki.

He was a piece of toe jam.

Wikipedia? I'd not be using them as any authoritative source, just look at how long it took them to correctly identify what a woman is!

[DKG]

"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is, what a man does with what happens to him."-Aldous Huxley

[caskur]

Don't criticise what you don't understand son, you never walked in that man's shoes

- Elvis

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

"I think I'll have a ham sandwich"

- Mama Cass