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Started by DKG, July 27, 2023, 07:47:43 AM

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"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
ALBERT EINSTEIN

DKG

 "If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." – Nelson Mandela

DKG

 "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." – Henry Ford

DKG

"Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you, but if you notice the other things around you, it will gently come and sit on your shoulder."
HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Adolf Oliver Bush

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you've put into it.
TOM LEHRER
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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Biggie Smiles

History is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it. If it offends you, even better because you will be less likely to repeat it. It is not ours to erase or destroy.

~ Tubby Murdy

Or, just Tubby Murdy plagiarizing the fuck outta Allen West because she's a fat dumb racist who has zero respect for black people

Herman

 
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on July 31, 2023, 11:43:30 AM
History is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it. If it offends you, even better because you will be less likely to repeat it. It is not ours to erase or destroy.

~ Tubby Murdy

Or, just Tubby Murdy plagiarizing the fuck outta Allen West because she's a fat dumb racist who has zero respect for black people
Tubby Murdy  :w00t_more:

DKG

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
WALTER PAYTON

DKG

"People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones."
CHARLES KETTERING

This describes socialists perfectly.

caskur

Quote from: DKG on July 27, 2023, 08:28:36 AM
"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." – Nelson Mandela

Mandela organized for people to be murdered. He was a terrorist who committed many serious crimes. You can find them looking up Wiki.

He was a piece of toe jam.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

caskur

Quote from: DKG on August 02, 2023, 09:53:11 AM
"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
WALTER PAYTON

This one quote is the best here so far.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Adolf Oliver Bush

Quote from: caskur on August 03, 2023, 06:32:51 PM
Mandela organized for people to be murdered. He was a terrorist who committed many serious crimes. You can find them looking up Wiki.

He was a piece of toe jam.
Wikipedia? I'd not be using them as any authoritative source, just look at how long it took them to correctly identify what a woman is!
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

DKG

#12
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is, what a man does with what happens to him."-Aldous Huxley

caskur

Don't criticise what you don't understand son, you never walked in that man's shoes

- Elvis
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Adolf Oliver Bush

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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

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